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From: Mark Kaye <
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Sent: Thursday, July 6, 2023 at 07:02:09 PM CDT
Subject: Joe Biden's Got a COKE Problem...
When I heard the news that cocaine was found in the White House I was shocked!
Not because they found cocaine in the White House. With Joe Biden and his crackhead son hanging out in the joint I wasn't a bit surprised someone smuggled in coke. But I was really shocked that we actually heard about it!
Seems like the media's iron curtain around Joe Biden and his family has started to rust. It isn't as airtight as it used to be.
Many people are speculating that the cocaine in questions belongs to Hunter Biden, son of Joe, recent visitor to the White House and notorious cocaine and crack user.
But I have a different theory. I think the cocaine left behind in the West Wing belonged to Joe Biden. That guy is always forgetting his lines! (RIMSHOT!)
But on a serious note, the existence of an illegal substance in the office of the president is a wake up call for America. It's a blaring siren, a bright neon sign shining across the country, buzzing loudly and burning a vital message into our retinas that reads:
Democrats don't care about law and order.
All they really care about is sex and blow.
Seriously, when Ronald Reagan was in office there were no drug-induced orgies going on in the Oval Office. But fast-forward a few years to the next Democrat to hold the office, and interns in blue dresses are spreading their legs on the resolute desk!
When Donald Trump was president their were no topless transvestites running around the White House lawn flashing their hooters on social media.
But when Joe Biden takes control, it's "Boob-a-pa-looza!"
That's what happens when a political party despises American history and has no regard for basic morality. That's what happens when a political party panders to the lowest common denominator and abandons sacred institutions and historic locations.
And that's why the Biden White House finds little baggies of cocaine in the lost and found bin.
Their is no piety in the democrat party.
And that's also why republicans must take back control of the White House in 2024. Not just because our economy is in disarray, not just because our border is nonexistent, not just because because our military is demoralized, but because we need to restore morality and law and order to our executive branch.
2024 is our time to rid the oval office of cocaine users and topless trannies. Democrats must be defeated.
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God Bless America!
-Mark Kaye