China Names New Condom After Bill & Monica

[Bonnie]

This one fell right into my lap had to post...No pun here peanut gallery!!!! LOL

Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT
China Names Condom for Bill Clinton

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.

Reports Britain's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."

Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line.
New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.

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[fuzzykitten99]

This one fell right into my lap had to post...No pun here peanut gallery!!!! LOL

Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT
China Names Condom for Bill Clinton



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i always knew that Monica was a cheap f**k

 

[Johnney]

i always knew that Monica was a cheap f**k

nothing wrong with a good cigar now and then. cept maybe lip cancer? :teeth:

 

[William Joyce]

Brings back memories of the greatest lyric contest EVER:

Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.


Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.


And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.