Carson Announces Detailed Plan to Google Syria

[guno]

DES MOINES (The Borowitz Report)—In a major foreign-policy announcement on Wednesday, the Republican Presidential candidate Ben Carson unveiled a detailed plan to Google Syria.

Speaking in Iowa, the retired neurosurgeon told an audience of supporters, “Any responsible policy on Syria must begin with a fact-finding mission, and such a mission must begin with Googling.”

Carson Announces Detailed Plan to Google Syria


He said that “Google holds the key” to many questions about Syria. “Where is it? Who lives there? How many square miles is it? These are all things that have to be pinned down,” he said.

Carson Announces Detailed Plan to Google Syria

 

[Dot Com]

Dr. Carson lol

 

[pismoe]

pretty funny Guno !! Every once in a blue moon you do pretty good ehh !!

 

[ScienceRocks]

He's a stupid fucking ******.

The guy should be laughed straight off the stage.

The real issues are infrastructure, science, r&d investment, education, minimum wage and reasonable regs. Anything else is laughable.

 

[TheOldSchool]

DES MOINES (The Borowitz Report)—In a major foreign-policy announcement on Wednesday, the Republican Presidential candidate Ben Carson unveiled a detailed plan to Google Syria.

Speaking in Iowa, the retired neurosurgeon told an audience of supporters, “Any responsible policy on Syria must begin with a fact-finding mission, and such a mission must begin with Googling.”

Carson Announces Detailed Plan to Google Syria


He said that “Google holds the key” to many questions about Syria. “Where is it? Who lives there? How many square miles is it? These are all things that have to be pinned down,” he said.

Carson Announces Detailed Plan to Google Syria