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This is a media-vignette inspired by Jerry Maguire.
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Ajay Satan was an idealistic Yale graduate and Internet-blogger, Christian evangelist, and Modern Sociologist scholar. He portrayed himself as an offbeat modern-day American anarchist. Born in India and raised in Algeria, Ajay believed in the simple political comforts of free-speech, social security and welfare, and of course, democratic journalism. He was being called 'The Flash' of the Internet (reference to the iconic super-speedy DC Comics fictional 'superhero' symbolizing modern age mobility/transportation 'exorcist')!.
Americans were in love with the DC Comics superhero Flash (real name: Barry Allen, aka "Tom Hanks") who was in fact a real being (from the planet Mars). Flash arrived on Earth in June 2018 and made contact with the Trump Administration in America. Flash was very very fast and explained to President Donald Trump that humans had 'surmised' the image/appearance/persona of his superhuman-aura in the creation of the DC Comics character Flash (Barry Allen) since aliens and humans thought very analogically and hence similarly(!). Trump conceded that the real Flash was like a Godsend to a humanity suffocated by populism chatterings. Flash wanted to assure Trump that 'TrumpUSA' would be an adequate 'arena' for Ajay Satan's 'pro-Americana' Internet work(!).
Ajay Satan was comparing Woody Allen's film Manhattan to the Woody Allen film Stardust Memories. The former was misty, daydream-like, and elegiac about pedestrian whisperings in the modern 'castle' of American cities. The latter was an exposition on the island-like consciousness promoted by our celebrity-and-photography saturated civilization (e.g., Facebook, Playboy, GQ, People Magazine, National Geographic). Ajay remarked that the real modern-day Manhattan, New York was a haven for populism traffic, commercial aesthetics of a very benignly Americana imagination, and consumerism-bazaars.
Ajay travelled to Penn State University during the momentous 2018 NCAA game with rival Michigan. Penn State Nittony Lions would tackle the Michigan Wolverines, and audiences would tune into this collegiate-athletics revelry media event. It wasn't a circus until a demonic creature from hell showed up at the game(!). It told the audience its name was Carnage and he ascended from the depths of the inferno to tell humanity about its juvenile hypnotic obsession with media-drenched mentalism. Carnage was a mass of dripping bloody flesh and bones and protruded a fang-comprised jaw. Carnage wanted Flash and Ajay Satan to tell him about the redemptive potential of American society (e.g., Dianetics, Wal-Mart, etc.).
Ajay Satan and Flash recruited American celebrities Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Cruise, and Tom Hanks for a special debate-symposium with Carnage. Arnold was also a politician and used his ties to the U.S. government to help organize/coordinate various security, recording, and broadcasting issues (so they worked with the NSA and the CIA and the U.S. military and the Salk Institute or Biological Studies). The symposium was called the Carnage Dilemma (CD). The debate was very very offbeat(!).
AJAY: America is Wall Street!
FLASH: Sure, but it's also Faceboook(!).
CARNAGE: I like Vanity Fair (and horror-films!).
ARNOLD: There's a lot of variety in American spirit.
CRUISE: I'm a big fan of The Terminator films...
HANKS: Isn't a media a forum for 'casual evangelism' (hehe)?
After all this media-hysteria subsided, Flash returned to Mars, Carnage returned to the underworld, and Ajay returned to Yale. Arnold, Cruise, and Hanks promised to come to the Nittany Lions reunion-game with the Wolverines every year. This new alliance represented a modern anxiety and consciousness regarding the 'visceral shape' of networking (e.g., Star Trek fan-clubs, celebrity-cliques, alumni-groups, army actors, and Wall Street coalitions).
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Signing off,
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Ajay Satan was an idealistic Yale graduate and Internet-blogger, Christian evangelist, and Modern Sociologist scholar. He portrayed himself as an offbeat modern-day American anarchist. Born in India and raised in Algeria, Ajay believed in the simple political comforts of free-speech, social security and welfare, and of course, democratic journalism. He was being called 'The Flash' of the Internet (reference to the iconic super-speedy DC Comics fictional 'superhero' symbolizing modern age mobility/transportation 'exorcist')!.
Americans were in love with the DC Comics superhero Flash (real name: Barry Allen, aka "Tom Hanks") who was in fact a real being (from the planet Mars). Flash arrived on Earth in June 2018 and made contact with the Trump Administration in America. Flash was very very fast and explained to President Donald Trump that humans had 'surmised' the image/appearance/persona of his superhuman-aura in the creation of the DC Comics character Flash (Barry Allen) since aliens and humans thought very analogically and hence similarly(!). Trump conceded that the real Flash was like a Godsend to a humanity suffocated by populism chatterings. Flash wanted to assure Trump that 'TrumpUSA' would be an adequate 'arena' for Ajay Satan's 'pro-Americana' Internet work(!).
Ajay Satan was comparing Woody Allen's film Manhattan to the Woody Allen film Stardust Memories. The former was misty, daydream-like, and elegiac about pedestrian whisperings in the modern 'castle' of American cities. The latter was an exposition on the island-like consciousness promoted by our celebrity-and-photography saturated civilization (e.g., Facebook, Playboy, GQ, People Magazine, National Geographic). Ajay remarked that the real modern-day Manhattan, New York was a haven for populism traffic, commercial aesthetics of a very benignly Americana imagination, and consumerism-bazaars.
Ajay travelled to Penn State University during the momentous 2018 NCAA game with rival Michigan. Penn State Nittony Lions would tackle the Michigan Wolverines, and audiences would tune into this collegiate-athletics revelry media event. It wasn't a circus until a demonic creature from hell showed up at the game(!). It told the audience its name was Carnage and he ascended from the depths of the inferno to tell humanity about its juvenile hypnotic obsession with media-drenched mentalism. Carnage was a mass of dripping bloody flesh and bones and protruded a fang-comprised jaw. Carnage wanted Flash and Ajay Satan to tell him about the redemptive potential of American society (e.g., Dianetics, Wal-Mart, etc.).
Ajay Satan and Flash recruited American celebrities Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tom Cruise, and Tom Hanks for a special debate-symposium with Carnage. Arnold was also a politician and used his ties to the U.S. government to help organize/coordinate various security, recording, and broadcasting issues (so they worked with the NSA and the CIA and the U.S. military and the Salk Institute or Biological Studies). The symposium was called the Carnage Dilemma (CD). The debate was very very offbeat(!).
AJAY: America is Wall Street!
FLASH: Sure, but it's also Faceboook(!).
CARNAGE: I like Vanity Fair (and horror-films!).
ARNOLD: There's a lot of variety in American spirit.
CRUISE: I'm a big fan of The Terminator films...
HANKS: Isn't a media a forum for 'casual evangelism' (hehe)?
AJAY: I think Penn State football represents American standards.
FLASH: I like the film adaptation of the Nittony Lions scandal, titled Paterno.
CARNAGE: Yes, that TV-film starring Al Pacino was very iconic!
ARNOLD: Let's all go to Disney World!
CRUISE: Why make war when you can make dreams?
HANKS: It's a media-oriented humanity.
FLASH: I like the film adaptation of the Nittony Lions scandal, titled Paterno.
CARNAGE: Yes, that TV-film starring Al Pacino was very iconic!
ARNOLD: Let's all go to Disney World!
CRUISE: Why make war when you can make dreams?
HANKS: It's a media-oriented humanity.
AJAY: Let's change our concept of achievement.
FLASH: Let's reference more dialogue about free-speech.
CARNAGE: Censorship is the savagery of modernization.
ARNOLD: Sometimes policing is so darn necessary.
CRUISE: Criminal-insanity is the worst problem of modern civics.
HANKS: Batman (DC Comics) works with criminally-insane 'villains.'
FLASH: Let's reference more dialogue about free-speech.
CARNAGE: Censorship is the savagery of modernization.
ARNOLD: Sometimes policing is so darn necessary.
CRUISE: Criminal-insanity is the worst problem of modern civics.
HANKS: Batman (DC Comics) works with criminally-insane 'villains.'
AJAY: Batman's nemesis Poison Ivy (an eco-terrorist) hates margarine(!).
FLASH: Yes, 'margarine' represents the cholesterol-potential of consumerism consciousness.
CARNAGE: Yes, we do love that butter on our cinema-hall popcorn!
ARNOLD: I propose we host a 4th of July celebrity party at a Planet Hollywood restaurant.
CRUISE: We'll invite Donald Trump, Andy Roddick, Claire Danes, and Charlie Rose.
HANKS: It will be a pro-eco-charity event linked to the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation (LDF).
FLASH: Yes, 'margarine' represents the cholesterol-potential of consumerism consciousness.
CARNAGE: Yes, we do love that butter on our cinema-hall popcorn!
ARNOLD: I propose we host a 4th of July celebrity party at a Planet Hollywood restaurant.
CRUISE: We'll invite Donald Trump, Andy Roddick, Claire Danes, and Charlie Rose.
HANKS: It will be a pro-eco-charity event linked to the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation (LDF).
AJAY: Yes(!). The LDF is a great new age Tower of Babel which encourages teamwork-spirit.
FLASH: We have to coordinate consumerism/media with pedestrian sanity/patriotism.
CARNAGE: Eco-consciousness is the psychiatry of new age urbanization.
ARNOLD: Will Penn State win its game against Michigan?
CRUISE: The audiences love to see the Nittany Lions take down the Wolverines.
HANKS: Tom Brady was a QB for the Wolverines...did you know?
FLASH: We have to coordinate consumerism/media with pedestrian sanity/patriotism.
CARNAGE: Eco-consciousness is the psychiatry of new age urbanization.
ARNOLD: Will Penn State win its game against Michigan?
CRUISE: The audiences love to see the Nittany Lions take down the Wolverines.
HANKS: Tom Brady was a QB for the Wolverines...did you know?
AJAY: Tom Brady is the new Don King.
FLASH: Do consumers appreciate individualism-flowery?
CARNAGE: There's something bloody-red and carnal about competitiveness.
ARNOLD: I think the 'Big 80s' (and Reaganomics) represented toy-like Marxism.
CRUISE: Ironically, that's partially-true; Reagan gave us 'toy-factory Christianity.'
HANKS: I propose we meet at Penn State every year for the Michigan game!
FLASH: Do consumers appreciate individualism-flowery?
CARNAGE: There's something bloody-red and carnal about competitiveness.
ARNOLD: I think the 'Big 80s' (and Reaganomics) represented toy-like Marxism.
CRUISE: Ironically, that's partially-true; Reagan gave us 'toy-factory Christianity.'
HANKS: I propose we meet at Penn State every year for the Michigan game!
After all this media-hysteria subsided, Flash returned to Mars, Carnage returned to the underworld, and Ajay returned to Yale. Arnold, Cruise, and Hanks promised to come to the Nittany Lions reunion-game with the Wolverines every year. This new alliance represented a modern anxiety and consciousness regarding the 'visceral shape' of networking (e.g., Star Trek fan-clubs, celebrity-cliques, alumni-groups, army actors, and Wall Street coalitions).
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