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[Road Runner]

Woke Bishop: Have mercy on me because I don't really know the Bible all that well.


President Donald Trump: You're telling me, I could be playing golf right now.


Vice President Vance: This chick has a few screws loose!!


OhPleaseJustQuit, since this was your picture, do you got anything to add?

 

[Thunk]

Trump: Is that thing a man or a woman?

 

[Thunk]

Trump: EEWWW...I ain't grabbin' THAT pu$$y! Not without a catchers mitt!

 

[DukeU]

Trump: How many days per week is your church empty?

We could allow you to house them here, on your dime?!?


Bishop: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

 

[Crepitus]

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Woke Bishop: Have mercy on me because I don't really know the Bible all that well.


President Donald Trump: You're telling me, I could be playing golf right now.


Vice President Vance: This chick has a few screws loose!!


OhPleaseJustQuit, since this was your picture, do you got anything to add?

Wow. You've really lost the tread here, haven't you.

Or did you pick up a new drug habit?

 

[Thunk]

Trump: Dear Lord...what did I do to deserve THIS?

 

[DonGlock26]

Trump: That's Rachel Maddow isn't it? Where's Kushner and his hidden camera?

 

[lg325]

The whole group looks like there just finding out there is no potluck afterwards. 

 

[martybegan]

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Woke Bishop: Have mercy on me because I don't really know the Bible all that well.


President Donald Trump: You're telling me, I could be playing golf right now.


Vice President Vance: This chick has a few screws loose!!


OhPleaseJustQuit, since this was your picture, do you got anything to add?

After hour 5 of the homily on "wokeness is next to holiness" by an emaciated Dan Reeves, Vance gives the "can we leave now" glance to the President.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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Woke Bishop: Have mercy on me because I don't really know the Bible all that well.


President Donald Trump: You're telling me, I could be playing golf right now.


Vice President Vance: This chick has a few screws loose!!


OhPleaseJustQuit, since this was your picture, do you got anything to add?

.

I think you covered it. Thanks


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[CrusaderFrank]

Trump: Hey JD, when did Mark Cuban become a Pastor?

JD: (to everyone near him) at the count of 3 we all start fake coughing

Melanie: You guys cough, Usha and I will make fart noises

 

[Road Runner]

Trump: Hey JD, when did Mark Cuban become a Pastor?

JD: (to everyone near him) at the count of 3 we all start fake coughing

Melanie: You guys cough, Usha and I will make fart noises

I don't get this one.