- Sep 22, 2013
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Does media-culture make you think about the 'daily fitness' of consumers?
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Americans were interested in traffic and commerce and socialization and how capitalism became a 'camp experience' and why Wal-Mart was a 'grid exposition.' Modernization was a battery-phenomenon.
There were gangs of criminals interested in subverting all this 'socialization fervor.' They attacked parked cop cars in cities with hatchets. They were colloquially referred to as 'jackals' by vigilante journalists and film-makers who re-presented the intentions of such anti-social consciousness in editorials and films such as The Purge: Anarchy.
One might say there was a possible 'Tom Cruise disease' amidst all this 'Americana butter.' Tom Cruise, the super-celebrity, whose culturally-symbolic films such as Born on the 4th of July, Minority Report, and American Made made him a 'diplomat' of media/traffic imagination and patriotism-values, became a 'deity' of all this commercial 'primalism.' One social critic on the radio referred to this modernization as 'Camp America.'
Cruise was not alone in this idealism. There were other celebrities and everyday people who were fascinated by all this traffic-imagination. America had to be the world's 'Big Brother' so capitalism grounded in American society represented a global perspective on traffic management. Multiculturalism therefore became a serious issue in discussions about censorship in modern media, and social pundits wondered if all this 'traffic-chatter' might create a sort of 'customs hysteria' or a 'Cruise Disease' [CD].
A demonic entity known as Scorpion rose from the underworld to create havoc and panic. Scorpion nicknamed himself 'Mac,' since he was curious about the modern-day appeal of the toy-like home computer the Apple iMac. Scorpion attacked Planet Hollywood and MGM Studios and sprayed his corrosive venom on parked cars, so the press would say, "A Godzilla is attacking American monuments and subverting our appreciation of 'domestic securities'," which is why U.S. President Donald Trump tweeted, "America must be protected from the raw forces of disgraceful-terrorism!"
Cruise called his friend at the U.S. Coast Guard and advised him to secure the Miami Harbor, convinced that the Scorpion would strike there to create some media-hysteria about drug-trafficking and immigration there (since many Cuban immigrants and drugs from South America tried to make their way into that Harbor!). The Coast Guard deployed a vessel soon thereafter, and sure enough, Scorpion showed up to wreak havoc.
Cruise then revealed to the world that he was actually the 'super-hero' Spider-Man, capable of soaring around on 'spider-webs' and wrestling with nefarious terrifying nemeses such as Scorpion. Spider-Man (Cruise) swooped in to help the Coast Guard deal with Scorpion, and he managed to tie up the 'terrorist' in a cobweb-net (very thick). Spider-Man was given a special medal by President Trump, and Scorpion was transported to Oscorp, the new center for the study of genetic-neurological mutants. Cruise met a beautiful woman named Shelbye who was a camp counselor and Christian interested in using media-pulpits to create real modern American 'propaganda.'
Cruise and Shelbye co-hosted a Saturday morning TV-special called Robot Camp, which presented little morality-fables (Christianity and democracy oriented!) about claymation robots dealing with various friendship/teamwork-issues in a new age American 'camp.' Robot Camp became very popular. Meanwhile, Scorpion continued to be 'dissected' at Oscorp, as scientists scrambled to understand/evaluate why modernism was psychologically paired with 'descriptive yoga.'
A comic book artist/writer named Ajay Satan started making stick-figure doodles of 'evil elves' for the New Yorker meant to symbolize a new age American interest in 'alternative storytelling.' Ajay's 'evil elf cartoons' for the New Yorker signified a social fascination with pedestrianism-oriented 'values-folklore,' and it complemented our praise of Christmas-season 'avatars' and holiday-shopping 'ornamentation.' Ajay's evil elf cartoons referenced morality-values regarding consumerism, capitalism, and cornucopia.
TRUMP: I worry about this 'Cruise Disease' [CD].
CARTER: Yes, we need to appreciate why Ajay Satan's 'evil elf cartoons' represent values!
TRUMP: Satan's commerce-oriented 'parables' in the New Yorker symbolize 'folklore.'
CARTER: Consumerism has changed the way we talk about 'etiquette.'
TRUMP: Are you a fan of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
CARTER: I prefer the classic game-show Press Your Luck!
TRUMP: Maybe 'Camp America' is all about Wal-Mart and MIT.
CARTER: Maybe Tom Cruise should make a film about the Coast Guard!
TRUMP: I'd like Tom Hanks to make a film about the Scorpion ("Mac").
CARTER: I'm a big fan of Robot Camp (Saturday-morning special).
TRUMP: Yes, Tom and Shelbye are terrific 'imaginarium-hosts.'
CARTER: The NFL-cheerleader program Making the Team represents media-yoga.
TRUMP: If Scorpion breaks out of Oscorp, Spider-Man will have to destroy him!
CARTER: The army has prepared a supporting 'unit' known as G.I. Joes.
TRUMP: Well, perhaps the G.I. Joes are 'real American heroes,' but I worry about terrorism!
CARTER: 'Camp America' is destined to become a 'negotiation-beacon.'
TRUMP: Maybe the Raiders-Vegas move can symbolize media/marketing-ethics.
CARTER: It's all about 'democratic-journalism.'
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Americans were interested in traffic and commerce and socialization and how capitalism became a 'camp experience' and why Wal-Mart was a 'grid exposition.' Modernization was a battery-phenomenon.
There were gangs of criminals interested in subverting all this 'socialization fervor.' They attacked parked cop cars in cities with hatchets. They were colloquially referred to as 'jackals' by vigilante journalists and film-makers who re-presented the intentions of such anti-social consciousness in editorials and films such as The Purge: Anarchy.
One might say there was a possible 'Tom Cruise disease' amidst all this 'Americana butter.' Tom Cruise, the super-celebrity, whose culturally-symbolic films such as Born on the 4th of July, Minority Report, and American Made made him a 'diplomat' of media/traffic imagination and patriotism-values, became a 'deity' of all this commercial 'primalism.' One social critic on the radio referred to this modernization as 'Camp America.'
Cruise was not alone in this idealism. There were other celebrities and everyday people who were fascinated by all this traffic-imagination. America had to be the world's 'Big Brother' so capitalism grounded in American society represented a global perspective on traffic management. Multiculturalism therefore became a serious issue in discussions about censorship in modern media, and social pundits wondered if all this 'traffic-chatter' might create a sort of 'customs hysteria' or a 'Cruise Disease' [CD].
A demonic entity known as Scorpion rose from the underworld to create havoc and panic. Scorpion nicknamed himself 'Mac,' since he was curious about the modern-day appeal of the toy-like home computer the Apple iMac. Scorpion attacked Planet Hollywood and MGM Studios and sprayed his corrosive venom on parked cars, so the press would say, "A Godzilla is attacking American monuments and subverting our appreciation of 'domestic securities'," which is why U.S. President Donald Trump tweeted, "America must be protected from the raw forces of disgraceful-terrorism!"
Cruise called his friend at the U.S. Coast Guard and advised him to secure the Miami Harbor, convinced that the Scorpion would strike there to create some media-hysteria about drug-trafficking and immigration there (since many Cuban immigrants and drugs from South America tried to make their way into that Harbor!). The Coast Guard deployed a vessel soon thereafter, and sure enough, Scorpion showed up to wreak havoc.
Cruise then revealed to the world that he was actually the 'super-hero' Spider-Man, capable of soaring around on 'spider-webs' and wrestling with nefarious terrifying nemeses such as Scorpion. Spider-Man (Cruise) swooped in to help the Coast Guard deal with Scorpion, and he managed to tie up the 'terrorist' in a cobweb-net (very thick). Spider-Man was given a special medal by President Trump, and Scorpion was transported to Oscorp, the new center for the study of genetic-neurological mutants. Cruise met a beautiful woman named Shelbye who was a camp counselor and Christian interested in using media-pulpits to create real modern American 'propaganda.'
Cruise and Shelbye co-hosted a Saturday morning TV-special called Robot Camp, which presented little morality-fables (Christianity and democracy oriented!) about claymation robots dealing with various friendship/teamwork-issues in a new age American 'camp.' Robot Camp became very popular. Meanwhile, Scorpion continued to be 'dissected' at Oscorp, as scientists scrambled to understand/evaluate why modernism was psychologically paired with 'descriptive yoga.'
A comic book artist/writer named Ajay Satan started making stick-figure doodles of 'evil elves' for the New Yorker meant to symbolize a new age American interest in 'alternative storytelling.' Ajay's 'evil elf cartoons' for the New Yorker signified a social fascination with pedestrianism-oriented 'values-folklore,' and it complemented our praise of Christmas-season 'avatars' and holiday-shopping 'ornamentation.' Ajay's evil elf cartoons referenced morality-values regarding consumerism, capitalism, and cornucopia.
TRUMP: I worry about this 'Cruise Disease' [CD].
CARTER: Yes, we need to appreciate why Ajay Satan's 'evil elf cartoons' represent values!
TRUMP: Satan's commerce-oriented 'parables' in the New Yorker symbolize 'folklore.'
CARTER: Consumerism has changed the way we talk about 'etiquette.'
TRUMP: Are you a fan of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
CARTER: I prefer the classic game-show Press Your Luck!
TRUMP: Maybe 'Camp America' is all about Wal-Mart and MIT.
CARTER: Maybe Tom Cruise should make a film about the Coast Guard!
TRUMP: I'd like Tom Hanks to make a film about the Scorpion ("Mac").
CARTER: I'm a big fan of Robot Camp (Saturday-morning special).
TRUMP: Yes, Tom and Shelbye are terrific 'imaginarium-hosts.'
CARTER: The NFL-cheerleader program Making the Team represents media-yoga.
TRUMP: If Scorpion breaks out of Oscorp, Spider-Man will have to destroy him!
CARTER: The army has prepared a supporting 'unit' known as G.I. Joes.
TRUMP: Well, perhaps the G.I. Joes are 'real American heroes,' but I worry about terrorism!
CARTER: 'Camp America' is destined to become a 'negotiation-beacon.'
TRUMP: Maybe the Raiders-Vegas move can symbolize media/marketing-ethics.
CARTER: It's all about 'democratic-journalism.'
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