bumperstickers

[strollingbones]

an good one:

"marines dont judge terrorists, god does, we just arrange the meeting"

my favorite, which i have, which is not on my car due to the hubby being so "aware of appearances"...

"how about a nice warm cup of shut the fuck up"

 

[DamnYankee]

On my bumper

"You can't scare me. I have children."


And one of my favorites -- on a (former Marine) colleague's laptop

"When in doubt, empty the magazine."

 

[editec]

My favorite fantasy bumper sticker reads

I'm driving drunk
AND I VOTE!​

 

[DamnYankee]

My favorite fantasy bumper sticker reads

I'm driving drunk
AND I VOTE!​

I'd prefer to change that to

I have a 6th grade equivalent education
AND I VOTE!​

 

[Sunni Man]

Here is my favorite.

"Disarm rapists"

 

[DamnYankee]

Here is my favorite.

"Disarm rapists"

 

[Phoenix]

The funniest one I've seen lately:

 

[DamnYankee]

The funniest one I've seen lately:

Now that's piercing. No parental consent required!

 

[RodISHI]

Rod's ole dually had a crushed back fender from a gal running into in a parking lot. I put a bumper sticker on it that read, "Driver just does not give a shit anymore!" While we were down in Florida in heavy traffic cars would pull up on the back end fairly close and then back off. Next stop light up they would stay back.

 

[Big Black Dog]

One of my favorite bumper stickers has always been the one I saw quite often at Cherry Point MCAS. It will probably only be familiar to military folks, specifically Marine Corp and Navy servicemen. It said, "The Marines don't need to look for a few good men. They already have them. NAVY CORPSMEN."

 

[alan1]

When I was 17, National Lampoon magazine had an advertisement where you could buy stickers that were a picture of a screw. I spent my $10 for a handful of them. When I saw a bumper sticker with a heart pic on it, I put a screw pic over the heart.
Changed things from I "heart" my dog" to I "screw" my dog.
Ahh, good times.

 

[DamnYankee]

When I was 17, National Lampoon magazine had an advertisement where you could buy stickers that were a picture of a screw. I spent my $10 for a handful of them. When I saw a bumper sticker with a heart pic on it, I put a screw pic over the heart.
Changed things from I "heart" my dog" to I "screw" my dog.
Ahh, good times.

Bet your girlfriend loved it....

 

[alan1]

When I was 17, National Lampoon magazine had an advertisement where you could buy stickers that were a picture of a screw. I spent my $10 for a handful of them. When I saw a bumper sticker with a heart pic on it, I put a screw pic over the heart.
Changed things from I "heart" my dog" to I "screw" my dog.
Ahh, good times.

Bet your girlfriend loved it....

Mom had an I "heart" my children bumpersticker. She didn't see the humor and neither did dad.

 

[Phoenix]

 

[Wyld Kard]

 

[Wyld Kard]