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BREAKINGBOMBSHELLZOMG!: Too Good To Be True? Putin Falls Down Stairs, Soils Himself

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There have been rumors for a while now that Pooty has a terminal illness. This would explain why he does not let anyone get near him.

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The most recent rumor, posted by the General SVR's Telegram channel, alleges after a difficult day of leadership earlier this week, Putin fell down five steps on a staircase and landed on his coccyx, or tailbone. The jarring fall caused the Russian leader to then "defecate involuntarily," according to the Telegram channel.

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General SVR is reportedly operated by a former Russian Foreign Intelligence Service official with inside access to Putin and his staff, although the channel's owner has not been named, according to a fact check report by Newsweek.
 
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There have been rumors for a while now that Pooty has a terminal illness. This would explain why he does not let anyone get near him.

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He punked, you that was his Biden impression. He nailed it.
 

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There have been rumors for a while now that Pooty has a terminal illness. This would explain why he does not let anyone get near him.

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It’s also likely a COVID thing.

We know for a fact that Putin suffers from being a fascist and war criminal.
 

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The most famous klutz of all time was Gerald Ford.

Chevy Chase used to do skits around that on Saturday Night Live.
 

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The most recent rumor, posted by the General SVR's Telegram channel, alleges after a difficult day of leadership earlier this week, Putin fell down five steps on a staircase and landed on his coccyx, or tailbone. The jarring fall caused the Russian leader to then "defecate involuntarily," according to the Telegram channel.

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General SVR is reportedly operated by a former Russian Foreign Intelligence Service official with inside access to Putin and his staff, although the channel's owner has not been named, according to a fact check report by Newsweek.
Falling like that will make you lose it. Hurts like hell, too.
 

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The most recent rumor, posted by the General SVR's Telegram channel, alleges after a difficult day of leadership earlier this week, Putin fell down five steps on a staircase and landed on his coccyx, or tailbone. The jarring fall caused the Russian leader to then "defecate involuntarily," according to the Telegram channel.

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General SVR is reportedly operated by a former Russian Foreign Intelligence Service official with inside access to Putin and his staff, although the channel's owner has not been named, according to a fact check report by Newsweek.

Video or it didn't happen.

And if BULLDOG has started working in video, all bets are off.


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There have been rumors for a while now that Pooty has a terminal illness. This would explain why he does not let anyone get near him.

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Got pictures, video??
Thought not.
 
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Got pictures, video??
Thought not.
As it says in the title, it may be too good to be true.

Got video of Paul Pelosi having sex with a gay prostitute?

Thought not.
 

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As it says in the title, it may be too good to be true.

Got video of Paul Pelosi having sex with a gay prostitute?

Thought not.

Paulie P. subject of your thread??

Thought not, dunderhead.
 

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There have been rumors for a while now that Pooty has a terminal illness. This would explain why he does not let anyone get near him.
Call me when he starts having falling fits going up the stairs
 

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