BREAKINGBOMBSHELLZOMG!: Too Good To Be True? Putin Falls Down Stairs, Soils Himself

[g5000]

Did Putin fall down the stairs and soil himself? What we know

Speculation about the Russian president's health has been widely circulated since the start of the war, alleging he suffers from cancer and other disorders.

www.newsweek.com

Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself as speculation over worsening health grows: report

Putin, 70, suffered the unfortunate fall at his Moscow official residence on Wednesday evening.

nypost.com

There have been rumors for a while now that Pooty has a terminal illness. This would explain why he does not let anyone get near him.

 

[g5000]

The most recent rumor, posted by the General SVR's Telegram channel, alleges after a difficult day of leadership earlier this week, Putin fell down five steps on a staircase and landed on his coccyx, or tailbone. The jarring fall caused the Russian leader to then "defecate involuntarily," according to the Telegram channel.

[snip]

General SVR is reportedly operated by a former Russian Foreign Intelligence Service official with inside access to Putin and his staff, although the channel's owner has not been named, according to a fact check report by Newsweek.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Speculation says its a Democrat lie.

 

[g5000]

Speculation says its a Democrat lie.

There are Democrats working for General SVR?

Which ones?

 

[Lastamender]

Did Putin fall down the stairs and soil himself? What we know

Speculation about the Russian president's health has been widely circulated since the start of the war, alleging he suffers from cancer and other disorders.

www.newsweek.com

Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself as speculation over worsening health grows: report

Putin, 70, suffered the unfortunate fall at his Moscow official residence on Wednesday evening.

nypost.com

There have been rumors for a while now that Pooty has a terminal illness. This would explain why he does not let anyone get near him.

He punked, you that was his Biden impression. He nailed it.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Did Putin fall down the stairs and soil himself? What we know

Speculation about the Russian president's health has been widely circulated since the start of the war, alleging he suffers from cancer and other disorders.

www.newsweek.com

Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself as speculation over worsening health grows: report

Putin, 70, suffered the unfortunate fall at his Moscow official residence on Wednesday evening.

nypost.com

There have been rumors for a while now that Pooty has a terminal illness. This would explain why he does not let anyone get near him.

It’s also likely a COVID thing.

We know for a fact that Putin suffers from being a fascist and war criminal.

 

[excalibur]

 

[g5000]

The most famous klutz of all time was Gerald Ford.

Chevy Chase used to do skits around that on Saturday Night Live.

 

[Esdraelon]

He punked, you that was his Biden impression. He nailed it.

Hey, at least Putin didn't shat himself in front of the pope.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

It’s also likely a COVID thing.

We know for a fact that Putin suffers from being a fascist and war criminal.

(dramatic background music)


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[Hellokitty]

 

[Carl in Michigan]

Let us know when Putin can fall UP the steps like Biden

 

[okfine]

The most recent rumor, posted by the General SVR's Telegram channel, alleges after a difficult day of leadership earlier this week, Putin fell down five steps on a staircase and landed on his coccyx, or tailbone. The jarring fall caused the Russian leader to then "defecate involuntarily," according to the Telegram channel.

[snip]

General SVR is reportedly operated by a former Russian Foreign Intelligence Service official with inside access to Putin and his staff, although the channel's owner has not been named, according to a fact check report by Newsweek.

Falling like that will make you lose it. Hurts like hell, too.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

The most recent rumor, posted by the General SVR's Telegram channel, alleges after a difficult day of leadership earlier this week, Putin fell down five steps on a staircase and landed on his coccyx, or tailbone. The jarring fall caused the Russian leader to then "defecate involuntarily," according to the Telegram channel.

[snip]

General SVR is reportedly operated by a former Russian Foreign Intelligence Service official with inside access to Putin and his staff, although the channel's owner has not been named, according to a fact check report by Newsweek.

Video or it didn't happen.

And if BULLDOG has started working in video, all bets are off.


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[BULLDOG]

Video or it didn't happen.

And if BULLDOG has started working in video, all bets are off.


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You haven' seen my video work? Sometimes I'm so good till I amaze myself.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

You haven' seen my video work? Sometimes I'm so good till I amaze myself.

Pretty low bar.


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[B. Kidd]

Did Putin fall down the stairs and soil himself? What we know

Speculation about the Russian president's health has been widely circulated since the start of the war, alleging he suffers from cancer and other disorders.

www.newsweek.com

Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself as speculation over worsening health grows: report

Putin, 70, suffered the unfortunate fall at his Moscow official residence on Wednesday evening.

nypost.com

There have been rumors for a while now that Pooty has a terminal illness. This would explain why he does not let anyone get near him.

Got pictures, video??
Thought not.

 

[g5000]

Got pictures, video??
Thought not.

As it says in the title, it may be too good to be true.

Got video of Paul Pelosi having sex with a gay prostitute?

Thought not.

 

[B. Kidd]

As it says in the title, it may be too good to be true.

Got video of Paul Pelosi having sex with a gay prostitute?

Thought not.

Paulie P. subject of your thread??

Thought not, dunderhead.

 

[Wapasha]

Did Putin fall down the stairs and soil himself? What we know

Speculation about the Russian president's health has been widely circulated since the start of the war, alleging he suffers from cancer and other disorders.

www.newsweek.com

Putin fell down stairs, soiled himself as speculation over worsening health grows: report

Putin, 70, suffered the unfortunate fall at his Moscow official residence on Wednesday evening.

nypost.com

There have been rumors for a while now that Pooty has a terminal illness. This would explain why he does not let anyone get near him.

Call me when he starts having falling fits going up the stairs