BREAKING: The United Arab Emirates has announced it will withdraw from OPEC after more than 50 years, with the move set to take effect May 1.

[Lisa558]

Samali? Who is that?

You don’t know who the Samalis are? They are the second cousins twice removed from Somalis, and they’re even worse!

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

You don’t know who the Samalis are? They are the second cousins twice removed from Somalis, and they’re even worse!

Never heard of them, but I am familiar with Salamis. They live in almost every deli around here!

 

[Frankeneinstein]

Wow! That's the most bizarre theory I have read in a while. Are you sure you are not channeling a Democrat? That sounds like something that would come out of the mouth of Bernie or AOC!

what specifically do/did you object?
To which I refer
...how old are you cappy?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

what specifically do/did you object?
To which I refer
...how old are you cappy?

Who the **** is going to sink tankers?

I am 65. You looking for a date? I'm not available.

 

[Cellblock2429]

/——/ BREAKING: Venezuela is up next.

 

[candycorn]

If the price drops, they just shut down wells and wait until it is more profitable to extract the oil. The OP doesn’t understand the oil patch.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

Who the **** is going to sink tankers?

well ok, looked at first like you didn't believe any of it, and to answer the question, I would imagine whoever it is we are contracted by/with OPEC to prevent and safeguard it from happening

I am 65. You looking for a date? I'm not available.

you spelled desirable wrong j/k ya swabby

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

well ok, looked at first like you didn't believe any of it, and to answer the question, I would imagine whoever it is we are contracted by/with OPEC to prevent and safeguard it from happening

you spelled desirable wrong j/k ya swabby

Prevent and safeguard what from happening?

 

[Frankeneinstein]

Prevent and safeguard what from happening?

Who the **** is going to sink tankers?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Our Navy prevents people from sinking tankers most of the time. Do you think other OPEC members will sink tankers out of the UAE? How far fetched do you want to go with this asinine theory?

 

[MarathonMike]

Well, it looks like this will break the back of OPEC and give us all a break at the gas station. It won't happen overnight.


The decision would allow the UAE to boost oil production without OPEC quota limits — a major shift that could impact global oil prices.The move is also being viewed by some as a potential win for President Trump, who has repeatedly accused OPEC of inflating prices and “ripping off the rest of the world.”

That is YUGE news!!

 

[Frankeneinstein]

who cares

well, it wasn't always like that