BREAKING NEWS - MUSK AND TRUMP ATTACK DEMOCRATS AGAIN!

[teddyearp]

In yet another of Trump's fascist moves to ruin American Democracy and at Elon Musk's urging, has issued a proclamation singling out Democrats.

As of today, it is illegal for any Democrat to jump off a cliff or high building. Any violators will be removed immediately.

Whoopie Goldberg has already booked a trip to Yosemite to stage her protest from the top of El Capitan. Other Democrats are rushing to stage more #RESIST!

 

[1srelluc]

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

In California they will arrest people who commit suicide.

 

[luiza]

In a surprise move Mr Trump asked Welshman Tommy Tithead to join his team as his specialist in Disabled Equipment --- adding that his experience working at British Football grounds and Circuses would add extra dimensions to his existing team, and also enable them to help many more countries into profitable wars .

And perceptive readers will have noticed that this will bring the international porn rag Guardian into focus as specialists in misinformation and making lies palatable to the lovely Sheeple .

The Dow Jones Index went up more than 1500 points on this news but trading ceased on the FT500 after gains became so great that they ran out of toilet paper .