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Don't quit your 'day job.'Kentucky derby winner Sovereignty turns down a meeting with Trump.
Asked why… “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass I would’ve come in second.”
shockedcanadian how can a joke be "fake news"?Kentucky derby winner Sovereignty turns down a meeting with Trump.
Asked why… “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass I would’ve come in second.”
/---/ Thanks for recycling that joke from 1965.Kentucky derby winner Sovereignty turns down a meeting with Trump.
Asked why… “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass I would’ve come in second.”
Your TDS has gotten soo deranged that you believe a horse can talk. ...Kentucky derby winner Sovereignty turns down a meeting with Trump.
Asked why… “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass I would’ve come in second.”

It's a saying goofball, meant to express the fact that your jokes are falling flat. You have really never heard that before? Do you live under a friggin rock?I'm retired, son. My day job is goofing off.
/---/ "You need to get new material."Oh JFC, that TDS bullshit again.
You need to get new material.
.I'm retired, son. My day job is goofing off.
.It's a saying goofball, meant to express the fact that your jokes are falling flat. You have really never heard that before? Do you live under a friggin rock?