That pig is only eating, the video of your violent animals are destroying cities in this once great nation. And it's tough to tell if that a thong
doesn't anyone take out the trash anymore? sheesh...
i think i hear music when you post
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8]YouTube - Dueling Banjos Deliverance[/ame]
Thank you so much for the Southern stereotype, ma'am. Yes'm, us poor, stupid, inbred, racist, uneducated White trash hicks from the "backward South" surely do appreciate that such a fine, educated, sophisticated, kind, liberal Northern lady like yourself would condescend to recognize our pitiful existence in such a fashion. Oh, I know it wasn't exactly PC, and all that, but hey, we aren't "real" Americans anyway, and it's perfectly OK to hate us, or portray us in any disparaging manner you choose. Now it's true that most of us aren't in the klan, don't live in a trailer park, don't marry our cousins, and don't chew tobacco; why, some of us have college degrees, and can even read; but hey, our ancestors lost the War, so don't let any of those trivial facts get in the way of your fun. After all, all you good Northern folks know we're the scum of the earth, and don't have any feelings, or at least, none you need to worry about. I know I should be properly grateful that you allow so many of us to serve a country you don't think we're smart enough to have any say in running. Then too, there's all that behavior of ours that is so obnoxious to you; things like going to church, or having a Nativity scene on the town square, and raising our kids to respect adults; and of course, there's that awful flag-good grief, displaying THAT might offend someone! In fact, we're so offensive, that I'm amazed that so many of y'all decide to retire down here; must be a real shortage of housing elsewhere, I'm sure.
The more I think about it, the more I don't understand why you don't just kick us and that wretched land we live on right out of your country; I mean, without us, and our nasty conservative voting habits, you could have the kind of country you want; why, it could all be just like New York and California then. I know they're broke, but I'm sure that's our fault too, and it's such a superior culture and lifestyle, or so I'm told.
In the meantime, do feel free to persecute or stereotype us, or tell nasty jokes about us; it's only fair, I suppose, now that you've deprived yourselves of anyone else to look down on. Without us, you'd have to find someone else to feel superior too, and y'all haven't had any luck with that, for at least 150 years (not that it appears you've tried very hard, at that).