Biden torments Trump by seeing his ex!

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GENEVA (The Borowitz Report)—President Biden has been tormenting Donald J. Trump by being photographed with his ex, associates of the former President report.​
According to those sources, Trump accidentally saw a photo online of his ex and Biden enjoying a trip to Switzerland and has been inconsolable since.​
ā€œHe’s taking it very hard,ā€ one Trump associate said. ā€œAll morning, he was just sitting in his darkened bedroom, listening to Adele songs on Spotify. When Adele got to the part in ā€˜Someone Like You’ where she sings, ā€˜For me, it isn’t over,’ he had to turn it off.ā€​
The associate said he understood that Trump’s ex was free to see Biden if he wanted, but that posing for photographers ā€œseemed like twisting the knife.ā€​
ā€œI get it—they’re enjoying each other’s company,ā€ the source said. ā€œIt’s like Ben and J. Lo. But show a little class.ā€​


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GENEVA (The Borowitz Report)—President Biden has been tormenting Donald J. Trump by being photographed with his ex, associates of the former President report.​
According to those sources, Trump accidentally saw a photo online of his ex and Biden enjoying a trip to Switzerland and has been inconsolable since.​
ā€œHe’s taking it very hard,ā€ one Trump associate said. ā€œAll morning, he was just sitting in his darkened bedroom, listening to Adele songs on Spotify. When Adele got to the part in ā€˜Someone Like You’ where she sings, ā€˜For me, it isn’t over,’ he had to turn it off.ā€​
The associate said he understood that Trump’s ex was free to see Biden if he wanted, but that posing for photographers ā€œseemed like twisting the knife.ā€​
ā€œI get it—they’re enjoying each other’s company,ā€ the source said. ā€œIt’s like Ben and J. Lo. But show a little class.ā€​


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And you see a 30 foot orange nutsack smothering you in your sleep until the night terrors wake you up screaming for mommy....

There's no one there to hear your screams, is there....
 
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