Biden Loses Thumb During Press Event

[easyt65]

Joe Biden had his left thumb bitten off by an 11 year old little girl during a WH press event today.

During the proceedings President Biden placed his left arm around 11yo Emily Watkins, leaned in, and seemingly sniffed her hair while firmly holding her in place with his left hand on her shoulder.

Watkins became 'freaked out' and attempted to step away. Finding she couldn't because of the President's hand on her shoulder, she bit the President's hand, severing his thumb from his hand.

Secret Service members tackled Watkins as Biden was rushed to Mount Sanai hospital where the President's thumb was successfully reattached.

Watkins is now being held in DC Gitmo, awaiting trial sometime next year.

CNN/fakenews.bidenthumbsevered.dcgitmogirl.11yoinsurrection@cnnfakenews.com

 

[Pete7469]

I figured he was counting to 5 and fucked it up like everything else.

 

[norwegen]

Bet he can still beat Corn Pop at thumb wrestling.

 

[luiza]

Difficult to tell without any real view of either ear , but that looks more like one of his doubles than the old dodderer himself.