- Nov 17, 2012
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I don't really want to work. Ever. But would I make a good tobacco executive? I think I have a few marketing ideas for them, that are new and never tried. Such as smoke cigars instead of buying drugs, because drugs make you fat but cigars guard your shape. This is true, by the way. Or here is another one, are you afraid of lung cancer, smoking may increase your risk of it, but look at how many other and worse cancers it mitigates in your favor. And here is the best so far, do you feel isolated, and no time for social outings, then light up a cigar with a few neighbors, it is only a few minutes, which you can easier spare time for, and this reduces your stress too.