Babylon Bee reports good news from San Francisco

[justoffal]

There's always a silver lining!

San Francisco Mayor Happily Reports Less Human Poop On City Streets Due To Food Shortages

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Mayor London Breed held a press briefing Tuesday in which she happily reported there was now less poop on the street as a result of ongoing food shortages.

babylonbee.com

 

[yidnar]

There's always a silver lining!

San Francisco Mayor Happily Reports Less Human Poop On City Streets Due To Food Shortages

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Mayor London Breed held a press briefing Tuesday in which she happily reported there was now less poop on the street as a result of ongoing food shortages.

babylonbee.com

sadly that may be a reality if food prices keep soaring ...

 

[scruffy]

Now if she could just do something about those needles....