Ask Joe (a new advice column just for USMB members)

[AVG-JOE]

Hey Joe! I got a question. In your personal opinion, what is the minimum length of a big dick?

I'd say anything under 8 inches is small, unless they are really thick. Over 8 inches starts to feel big. Do you agree?

This is a subject I have absolutely no opinion on.

I've never gone looking for cock, big or otherwise...​

 

[koshergrl]

That's not what Statist says!

Dear Joe:

This milk smells funny...taste it and tell me...has it turned?

Yours truly,

Koshergal

 

[AVG-JOE]

SOMEthing's fishy... That's for DAMN sure!

 

[September]

I have another question Joe!

If a female ***** a male in the ass with a strapon dildo, does that make him gay?

I know my answer but I want to hear yours

 

[Vandalshandle]

Joe,

I wonder, wonder, who..oo..oo..oo. Who wrote the book of love?
Tell me, tell me, tell me, oh, who wrote the book of love?
Was it someone here on earth, or someone from up above...?

 

[Esmeralda]

Hey Joe! I got a question. In your personal opinion, what is the minimum length of a big dick?

I'd say anything under 8 inches is small, unless they are really thick. Over 8 inches starts to feel big. Do you agree?

I have question for you Ashtara. Why do you want to spoil this thread? It's supposed to be light hearted and silly, not soft porn. If you want to talk about explicitly sexual things, why don't you start your own thread?

 

[September]

Hey Joe! I got a question. In your personal opinion, what is the minimum length of a big dick?

I'd say anything under 8 inches is small, unless they are really thick. Over 8 inches starts to feel big. Do you agree?

I have question for you Ashtara. Why do you want to spoil this thread? It's supposed to be light hearted and silly, not soft porn. If you want to talk about explicitly sexual things, why don't you start your own thread?

I don't know what soft porn is :-(

And they were honest questions. Leave me 'lone, let Joe answer me

 

[AVG-JOE]

I have another question Joe!

If a female ***** a male in the ass with a strapon dildo, does that make him gay?

I know my answer but I want to hear yours

You do understand that 'gay' and 'straight' have less to do with plumbing and more to do with attitudes, eh?

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[AVG-JOE]

Joe,

I wonder, wonder, who..oo..oo..oo. Who wrote the book of love?
Tell me, tell me, tell me, oh, who wrote the book of love?
Was it someone here on earth, or someone from up above...?

It was the Indians.

Kama Sutra - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Vandalshandle]

Joe,

Is it true, what they say about Dixie?

 

[Vandalshandle]

{sigh}

 

[Esmeralda]

Joe,

Is Voodoo a viable religion? I think Voodoo dolls are so cute. If I become an adherent of the Vodun religion, do I have to move to the Caribbean, and would that be a hardship? Maybe I could open up a little shop on the beach selling these little guys: gosh they are so adorable.

 

[Pop23]

Dear Joe.

Do you ever take a vacation? I mean, damn you have helped so many people with you sage advice......

Don't your head hurt?

Regards

Pop in popland.

 

[koshergrl]

Dear Joe:
Who moderates the forum now that you've hung your hat here?
Yours truly,

Kosher

 

[September]

Joe,

Is Voodoo a viable religion? I think Voodoo dolls are so cute. If I become an adherent of the Vodun religion, do I have to move to the Carribean, and would that be a hardship? Maybe I could open up a little shop on the beach selling these little guys: gosh they are so adorable.

White needles for blessings, black needles for cursing ;-)

 

[Pogo]

Dear Joe:

Are things really more like they are now than they ever were before? Or is it all staged in New Mexico?

 

[Esmeralda]

When someone says New Mexico, the first thing I think of is Georgia O'Keefe

 

[AVG-JOE]

Joe,

Is it true, what they say about Dixie?


Bill Haley & the Comets - Is It True What They Say About Dixie - YouTube

It was back in '57, but global warming is changing things

 

[DriftingSand]

Joe - I have an ingrown toenail. What do I do?

 

[AVG-JOE]

Joe,

Is Voodoo a viable religion? I think Voodoo dolls are so cute. If I become an adherent of the Vodun religion, do I have to move to the Caribbean, and would that be a hardship? Maybe I could open up a little shop on the beach selling these little guys: gosh they are so adorable.

Voodoo is as viable a religion as any other. Faith and re$ources is all you need to join.

Go for it! ​

I like the idea of a little voodoo shop on a Jamaican beach!

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