Arrests made under new zombie knife law

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Now, nothing says the difference between our countries than this--that they will arrest people in England for having what, in America, would be considered the average male teen's room furnishings?


PA A police officer holds two 'zombie knives', which are curved blades with green handles.
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It is now an offence to possess so-called zombie knives
Two people have been arrested and weapons seized from a house under new "zombie knife" laws.
New legislation came into force on 24 September, making it an imprisonable offence to own, make, transport or sell a wide range of the "statement" knives favoured by criminal gangs.
Police found weapons, which included a number of the zombie-style knives and a crossbow, in a home on Langdale Terrace, Hetton-le-Hole, Sunderland, after reports of anti-social behaviour.
A 55-year-old man and a 40-year-old woman were arrested on suspicion of possessing an offensive weapon.
The pair have since been bailed pending further inquires.

Northumbria Police previously issued a plea for anyone owning machetes or zombie knives to hand them over at police stations ahead of the new law coming into force.
Northumbria Police Weapons, including an axe, two large knives, a crossbow and darts, on a burgundy floor.
Northumbria Police
The haul of items seized from the property at Langdale Terrace in Hetton-le-Hole
Northumbria Police's lead for knife crime Ch Supt Joanne Park-Simmons has urged anyone still possessing zombie-style knives or machetes to come forward.
He said: "If you know of anyone who is unlawfully in possession of zombie-style knives or machetes, we urge you to come forward with information as soon as possible.

"Anyone found to be in possession of these weapons should expect to face serious consequences, which could include time in prison."
 
Good news.Nobody needs these things.
A hatchet?
I know you completely feminized "males" dont know about tools, or taking care of your things, but a hatchet?
Youre such a fuckin pussy.
 
A hatchet?
I know you completely feminized "males" dont know about tools, or taking care of your things, but a hatchet?
Youre such a fuckin pussy.
We dont need lectures on protecting people from the third world.
 
A hatchet?
I know you completely feminized "males" dont know about tools, or taking care of your things, but a hatchet?
Youre such a fuckin pussy.
One moment you guys twine about knife crime in the UK, now you two e certain types of knives are banned.

Make your mind up. You need to sort out your own knife crime per capita, you're streets ahead of the UK.
 
One moment you guys twine about knife crime in the UK, now you two e certain types of knives are banned.

Make your mind up. You need to sort out your own knife crime per capita, you're streets ahead of the UK.
"you guys" so you have no argument for my post, so you just make shit up lol.
 
"you guys" so you have no argument for my post, so you just make shit up lol.
"You guys", aka Americans, twined that knife crime is rampant in the UK, then in the next breath you're anal tampons are falling out because zombie knives are now banned in the UK.

But if if you look at knife deaths per capita, that's per 100,000 population incase you didn't know, the USA is streets ahead on numbers compared to the UK.

So can "you guys" make up your minds on knives because you're all over the place. You are all just lunging in with shite, it all contradicts itself.
 
"You guys", aka Americans, twined that knife crime is rampant in the UK, then in the next breath you're anal tampons are falling out because zombie knives are now banned in the UK.

But if if you look at knife deaths per capita, that's per 100,000 population incase you didn't know, the USA is streets ahead on numbers compared to the UK.

So can "you guys" make up your minds on knives because you're all over the place. You are all just lunging in with shite, it all contradicts itself.
dont confuse making fun of you as anything other than making fun of you,,
 
"You guys", aka Americans, twined that knife crime is rampant in the UK, then in the next breath you're anal tampons are falling out because zombie knives are now banned in the UK.

But if if you look at knife deaths per capita, that's per 100,000 population incase you didn't know, the USA is streets ahead on numbers compared to the UK.

So can "you guys" make up your minds on knives because you're all over the place. You are all just lunging in with shite, it all contradicts itself.
I dont give two shits about any of that. My post was about how the british are a bunch of fucking pussies.
Tammy up there whining about a hatchet :rolleyes:
 
I dont give two shits about any of that. My post was about how the british are a bunch of fucking pussies.
Tammy up there whining about a hatchet :rolleyes:
You're the pussies, you can't even drink a beer in public, give your kids kinder eggs, and cross the road without being told off. Then you lock more citizens up per capita than any other country, give all your nutters guns so they blast kids brains out at school, and then have the sheer stupidity to scream you're the Land of the Free!!

You're a special kind of stoopid.
 
Now, nothing says the difference between our countries than this--that they will arrest people in England for having what, in America, would be considered the average male teen's room furnishings?


PA A police officer holds two 'zombie knives', which are curved blades with green handles.'zombie knives', which are curved blades with green handles.
PA
It is now an offence to possess so-called zombie knives
Two people have been arrested and weapons seized from a house under new "zombie knife" laws.
New legislation came into force on 24 September, making it an imprisonable offence to own, make, transport or sell a wide range of the "statement" knives favoured by criminal gangs.
Police found weapons, which included a number of the zombie-style knives and a crossbow, in a home on Langdale Terrace, Hetton-le-Hole, Sunderland, after reports of anti-social behaviour.
A 55-year-old man and a 40-year-old woman were arrested on suspicion of possessing an offensive weapon.
The pair have since been bailed pending further inquires.

Northumbria Police previously issued a plea for anyone owning machetes or zombie knives to hand them over at police stations ahead of the new law coming into force.
Northumbria Police Weapons, including an axe, two large knives, a crossbow and darts, on a burgundy floor.
Northumbria Police
The haul of items seized from the property at Langdale Terrace in Hetton-le-Hole
Northumbria Police's lead for knife crime Ch Supt Joanne Park-Simmons has urged anyone still possessing zombie-style knives or machetes to come forward.
He said: "If you know of anyone who is unlawfully in possession of zombie-style knives or machetes, we urge you to come forward with information as soon as possible.

"Anyone found to be in possession of these weapons should expect to face serious consequences, which could include time in prison."
You can't have a Kukri?
Wow. How do y'all chop stuff up?
 
You're the pussies, you can't even drink a beer in public, give your kids kinder eggs, and cross the road without being told off. Then you lock more citizens up per capita than any other country, give all your nutters guns so they blast kids brains out at school, and then have the sheer stupidity to scream you're the Land of the Free!!

You're a special kind of stoopid.
Have you ever read about 1938 Germany? :oops:
 
Now, nothing says the difference between our countries than this--that they will arrest people in England for having what, in America, would be considered the average male teen's room furnishings?


PA A police officer holds two 'zombie knives', which are curved blades with green handles.'zombie knives', which are curved blades with green handles.
PA
It is now an offence to possess so-called zombie knives
Two people have been arrested and weapons seized from a house under new "zombie knife" laws.
New legislation came into force on 24 September, making it an imprisonable offence to own, make, transport or sell a wide range of the "statement" knives favoured by criminal gangs.
Police found weapons, which included a number of the zombie-style knives and a crossbow, in a home on Langdale Terrace, Hetton-le-Hole, Sunderland, after reports of anti-social behaviour.
A 55-year-old man and a 40-year-old woman were arrested on suspicion of possessing an offensive weapon.
The pair have since been bailed pending further inquires.

Northumbria Police previously issued a plea for anyone owning machetes or zombie knives to hand them over at police stations ahead of the new law coming into force.
Northumbria Police Weapons, including an axe, two large knives, a crossbow and darts, on a burgundy floor.
Northumbria Police
The haul of items seized from the property at Langdale Terrace in Hetton-le-Hole
Northumbria Police's lead for knife crime Ch Supt Joanne Park-Simmons has urged anyone still possessing zombie-style knives or machetes to come forward.
He said: "If you know of anyone who is unlawfully in possession of zombie-style knives or machetes, we urge you to come forward with information as soon as possible.

"Anyone found to be in possession of these weapons should expect to face serious consequences, which could include time in prison."
Strange how they're banned because we can give dangerous kinder eggs to kids?
 
You're the pussies, you can't even drink a beer in public, give your kids kinder eggs, and cross the road without being told off. Then you lock more citizens up per capita than any other country, give all your nutters guns so they blast kids brains out at school, and then have the sheer stupidity to scream you're the Land of the Free!!

You're a special kind of stoopid.
At least my criticism is based off reality. Good grief.
 
Next up? Zombie rocks. You know. Those offensive pieces of Mother Earth which can be used to throw at opponents or enemies.
 
At least my criticism is based off reality. Good grief.
So is mine. You can't buy a dangerous tiny toy in chocolate, it's banned. Crossing the road when the red light man tells you not to is naughty. You lock up more citizens per capita. Your nut cases shoot kids in schools all the time. Are you denying those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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