Arrested 8 months ago and spent 18 months in prison

[YoursTruly]

Warning. DO NOT take a drink of ANYHING while watching this vide. Or it'll end up all over you and your computer. The most hilarious arrest I've seen in a long LONG time.

 

[Tunafish]

Certainly glad he wasn't black.

 

[Meister]

Damn funny

 

[YoursTruly]

Barney Fife takes a life of crime. LMAO

 

[toobfreak]

Warning. DO NOT take a drink of ANYHING while watching this vide. Or it'll end up all over you and your computer. The most hilarious arrest I've seen in a long LONG time.

Your Honor, the arrestee assaulted me with a corned beef sandwich with intent to kill!

No wonder the courts are backed up.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Your Honor, the arrestee assaulted me with a corned beef sandwich with intent to kill!

No wonder the courts are backed up.

Did they indict the corned beef sandwich?

 

[toobfreak]

Did they indict the corned beef sandwich?

No, but he put it in a ziplock and took it in as a hostile witness to the assault. One dark mustard splatter in the face can take an eye out.

 

[YoursTruly]

Let's all just forget the public disturbance the guy was causing. And continued to cause when the cop got there. The guy isn't fit for society.

 

[The Duke]

Oh my. Something is very off with this man.

He'll do more time now. Assaulting a LEO is a felony.

 

[toobfreak]

Oh my. Something is very off with this man.
He'll do more time now. Assaulting a LEO is a felony.

Yeah, it was strange. First the guy says that he is so glad to be out of prison and doesn't want to go back, then he calls the cop a mother, threatens to beat him up, throws a sandwich at him, then informs him its a good thing he doesn't have his knife or he'd stick him.

I just want to know: did the guy really have $2000 worth of goods in that smoke shop?

Seriously, the guy needs psychiatric evaluation like most leftards here. He doesn't appear capable of being out by himself on the street.

 

[The Duke]

Yeah, it was strange. First the guy says that he is so glad to be out of prison and doesn't want to go back, then he calls the cop a mother, threatens to beat him up, throws a sandwich at him, then informs him its a good thing he doesn't have his knife or he'd stick him.

I just want to know: did the guy really have $2000 worth of goods in that smoke shop?

Seriously, the guy needs psychiatric evaluation like most leftards here. He doesn't appear capable of being out by himself on the street.

Well, if he did, that place could fold by the time he gets out.

If he did, he should have shown the cop some receiptage, not the insides of a hoagie.

 

[d0gbreath]

Did they indict the corned beef sandwich?

I'm pretty sure that only ham sandwiches get indicted. Or so I've heard.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I'm pretty sure that only ham sandwiches get indicted. Or so I've heard.

Why not branch out?
Seems the corned beef has some affirmative action on his side.