Are Johns as Bad as Hookers?

oh, and hey tech, esq., we're all really impressed by your latin. Let me ask you this one though, if I went to your momma's house and started a small fire in her panties, would that be some kind of a crime, and if so what kind?

She's a dyke and I'm guessing it would be murder because she'd kill your dumb male ass.
 
your momma's a rug muncher? does that mean that you're a test tube baby? or were you adopted?

you and your ma ever tag team some ho?
 
Wait...Tech, your mom is a donut-bumper? Explain that shit.

You know when they say you can never get pregnant the first time you do it? Yeah, that shit's wrong.

You can chalk it up to late teenage experimentation with heterosexuality.
 
your momma's a rug muncher? does that mean that you're a test tube baby? or were you adopted?

you and your ma ever tag team some ho?

See above. No and no.

Almost, but ....I wasn't vibing on the 60 year old. She looked like she might be fun, but I wasn't going all those places if it wasn't a sure thing.
 
Let me guess...you're 1/2 black.

WOW....really? How's your porn addiction doing? :cuckoo:

You have my mom confused with your daughter? :confused:

These are too easy. Nope, I'm about as white as they come. I do working in 99% black workplace though, does that count?
 
mom was lesbo.
explains why his profile and avatar mention trannys
 
Tech,

You didn't want to throw your yogurt in/on some sexagenarian? Taking after your mom, I see...
 
"99% black workplace though"

ACORN?
Shawntay's Extensions and Things?
The DMV?
 
"99% black workplace though"

ACORN?
Shawntay's Extensions and Things?
The DMV?

I guess you didn't read the thread on ACORN did you?

Shawntay's is down Florida Ave from me.

Not DMV, but you're warm. (Full disclosure, I'm a consultant, not an employee).
 
Jillian, seriously, what do you think the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...
 
Yeah, he's a consultant, he'll consult with your balls for $20.


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