Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders

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Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders​

Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.

babylonbee.com

19 Jan 2026


MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.

In objection to perceived harsh tactics by masked ICE agents, the protesters have donned masks and begun pummeling hapless citizens who wander too close.
"This will teach them to be more civil," said local protester Dani Markham, as she dragged a random old man out of his car. "We're going to stand up to these ICE goons by beating this old man within an inch of his life. Bite the curb, old-timer. No more violence in Minneapolis!"
According to witnesses, Antifa groups have begun assaulting anyone driving an SUV, wearing camouflage, or with a rental car showing a license plate from a different state. "When they hit these people over the head with a shovel, it's really making a strong statement that violence is never the answer," said local organizer Sherri Womack. "Minneapolis will never let ICE get away with these Gestapo-like tactics. That is why we are going to rove the streets with our identities hidden, demanding people swear fealty to our cause, and brutally thrash anyone who refuses."
At publishing time, the Antifa had begun attacking all white males to protest ICE targeting people from certain countries.

Commentary:
Why they may even invade Christian Church's for further their point.
Stung once more by The Bee.
The story is unfortunately, becomes believable. Even the twisted logic of ‘beating bystanders in order to protest violence’. That IS how many of those
Commie Mobs think. Reason, empathy and diplomacy are thrown into the nearest dumpster.
That’s because that’s what the Marxist Leftist anarchists are doing in real life. Will they begin shooting citizens soon?
They’re doing EXACTLY what they complain about ICE doing.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders​

Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.

babylonbee.com

19 Jan 2026


MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.

In objection to perceived harsh tactics by masked ICE agents, the protesters have donned masks and begun pummeling hapless citizens who wander too close.
"This will teach them to be more civil," said local protester Dani Markham, as she dragged a random old man out of his car. "We're going to stand up to these ICE goons by beating this old man within an inch of his life. Bite the curb, old-timer. No more violence in Minneapolis!"
According to witnesses, Antifa groups have begun assaulting anyone driving an SUV, wearing camouflage, or with a rental car showing a license plate from a different state. "When they hit these people over the head with a shovel, it's really making a strong statement that violence is never the answer," said local organizer Sherri Womack. "Minneapolis will never let ICE get away with these Gestapo-like tactics. That is why we are going to rove the streets with our identities hidden, demanding people swear fealty to our cause, and brutally thrash anyone who refuses."
At publishing time, the Antifa had begun attacking all white males to protest ICE targeting people from certain countries.

Commentary:
Why they may even invade Christian Church's for further their point.
Stung once more by The Bee.
The story is unfortunately, becomes believable. Even the twisted logic of ‘beating bystanders in order to protest violence’. That IS how many of those
Commie Mobs think. Reason, empathy and diplomacy are thrown into the nearest dumpster.
That’s because that’s what the Marxist Leftist anarchists are doing in real life. Will they begin shooting citizens soon?
They’re doing EXACTLY what they complain about ICE doing.

.

Bring in the troops.

And I mean the Marines.

.

 

[Concerned American]

Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders​

Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.

babylonbee.com

19 Jan 2026


MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Antifa has flooded the streets of Minneapolis to protest against violence by viciously beating innocent bystanders.

In objection to perceived harsh tactics by masked ICE agents, the protesters have donned masks and begun pummeling hapless citizens who wander too close.
"This will teach them to be more civil," said local protester Dani Markham, as she dragged a random old man out of his car. "We're going to stand up to these ICE goons by beating this old man within an inch of his life. Bite the curb, old-timer. No more violence in Minneapolis!"
According to witnesses, Antifa groups have begun assaulting anyone driving an SUV, wearing camouflage, or with a rental car showing a license plate from a different state. "When they hit these people over the head with a shovel, it's really making a strong statement that violence is never the answer," said local organizer Sherri Womack. "Minneapolis will never let ICE get away with these Gestapo-like tactics. That is why we are going to rove the streets with our identities hidden, demanding people swear fealty to our cause, and brutally thrash anyone who refuses."
At publishing time, the Antifa had begun attacking all white males to protest ICE targeting people from certain countries.

Commentary:
Why they may even invade Christian Church's for further their point.
Stung once more by The Bee.
The story is unfortunately, becomes believable. Even the twisted logic of ‘beating bystanders in order to protest violence’. That IS how many of those
Commie Mobs think. Reason, empathy and diplomacy are thrown into the nearest dumpster.
That’s because that’s what the Marxist Leftist anarchists are doing in real life. Will they begin shooting citizens soon?
They’re doing EXACTLY what they complain about ICE doing.

And just as choreographed in an election year, Antifa raises its anarchist head. BLM is yesterday's news with Somalian fraud and illegal immigrants taking their places. Will the new CHOP/CHAZ be in Minneapolis this summer?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

And just as choreographed in an election year, Antifa raises its anarchist head. BLM is yesterday's news with Somalian fraud and illegal immigrants taking their places. Will the new CHOP/CHAZ be in Minneapolis this summer?

.

Very likely.

.