Amish Mullets steal Beards by order of Mullet

[LittleNipper]

Hair today! Gone tomorrow!

 

[The Irish Ram]

Sam will have plenty of time to mullet over now.

 

[JoeB131]

ENOUGH WITH THE HAIR PUNS!

Okay, I have one.

"Coif him, Danno!"

 

[uscitizen]

I wish the Amish used deodorant.

 

[Hollie]

I wish the Amish used deodorant.

Maybe they could get half of the single bar of soap shared by the French population.

 

[Hollie]

ENOUGH WITH THE HAIR PUNS!

Okay, I have one.

"Coif him, Danno!"

*Groan*

 

[Pogo]

ENOUGH WITH THE HAIR PUNS!

Okay, I have one.

"Coif him, Danno!"

*Groan*

Really. I dread the barbs that upbraided the story here. I think these guys are mane-ly from Tufts University.