This is why no one believes you, closet boy. Adult men do not speak about women like that. 13 year old virgins or overcompensating older gay men like you do when trying to put on what they think is the right act. You’re outed, Bobobrainless.
Who cares if anyone here believes me.
I'm sorry but I only brag to you after I have amazing evenings. Maybe you don't talk about the woman you **** this way because
a. They aren't young
b. They aren't pretty
c. You've been banging them for years
d. If you tried to brag we would know you are lying
e. You don't have amazing evenings.
Who is "no one" when you say no one believes me? I know you believe me but you are going to insist you don't. And you not believing this makes it all the more better. It's ******* true!!! I'm doing something that sounds too good to be true!!! Thanks Unkotare you dumb ****. I really appreciate that.
Yes my friend, when a 47 year old lands an amazingly beautiful 25 year old, yes, this is exactly how he talks. You wouldn't know because you've never come close to anything like this. You've probably been married for decades so to say you have had my experience would be to admit you cheat on your wife. Do you?
Every married friend of mine is jealous. This is the perfect relationship.
Dude, do you remember seeing 18 year old girls tits when you were 18? They were perfect remember??? Well I remember. And I haven't seen tits like this in at least 20 years. Perfect. And they were in my mouth yesterday. I'm not talking about seeing a stripper or in the movies either. I'm talking about tits I get to put in my mouth. Her's are perfect. And her hairless ***** has no bad smell to it. I could suck on her clit all night.
I don't know what I did to deserve this but I'm not complaining.
Yes, 47 year old men talk this way about banging 25 year old hot ass women. I've been bragging to all my 30-50 year old buddies and they want to know all the details. But for some reason you don't think guys talk this way? Maybe you aren't a guy.
Oh, and no one talks the way you do. Maybe you aren't a human. Maybe you are a Jap or Irishwoman. Certainly you are a bore.