- Sep 22, 2013
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This is a capitalism-customs yarn inspired by the modernism civilization-interference film WarGames and also inspired by my love of Duke Blue Devils and Georgetown Hoyas men's basketball programs.
Signing off,
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"Alien creature-type 311-F, called the 'Xenomorph' was imagined by American film-makers and ironically paralleled a real alien species which made contact with NASA in 2011 from Venus (the planet it was using as a 'relay-station'). The U.S. government ordered that a special project be developed to coordinate asteroid-defense programs with alien-contact protocols. This project was called The Alienation Agenda (AA). AA's head managed was Dr. Thomas Hewitt, professor of biomechanical engineering at MIT."
"After some serious design work, Dr. Hewitt's activities with AA landed him a special secondary job as a 'democracy conductor' overseeing the NCAAF (college football) programs (recruitment, equipment, marketing, personnel, etc.) at Florida State University and the University of Florida (two pronounced college football programs in Florida, USA). Hewitt's job was to ensure that the Florida State 'Seminoles' and the Florida 'Gators' conducted professional intra-state rivalry sportsmanship which could be presented as an objective 'podium' of collegiate athletics etiquette to a potential alien-intelligent species making contact with humanity and seeking to understand civilization 'mannerisms' on Earth!"
"Of course, all secret programs have info-leaks, so other schools wanted 'in' on the 'action.' Duke University and Georgetown University both wanted their iconic men's college basketball programs (the Blue Devils and the Hoyas, respectively) to be part of the AA agenda Dr. Hewitt was coordinating as a 'special' platform for human civilization 'marketing' to an alien-intelligence. Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski and Georgetown coach John Thompson wanted their programs to be included in the U.S. government's official 'humanity etiquette presentation.' However, Florida State and Florida remained the integral schools in the U.S. government's program!"
HEWITT: So what do you think of the Seminoles/Gators?
XENO: It seems you humans are 'fascinated' by competition!
HEWITT: We believe in capitalism and sportsmanship!
XENO: Why didn't you tell us about Duke/Georgetown basketball?
HEWITT: So, you're familiar with the Blue Devils and the Hoyas(!)?
XENO: Of course. Yet, you're presenting only Seminoles/Gators basketball.
HEWITT: Humans don't want to play 'chess' with you Xenomorphs.
XENO: Aha, so you're worried we're 'too intelligent' for your curiosity!
HEWITT: Slightly. After all, isn't a 'capitalism-oriented species' focused on peace?
XENO: You may be focused on peace (World Bank), but you invest in war (NATO).
HEWITT: Christianity is the dominant religion on Earth, and we condemn terrorism.
XENO: No one religion is 'satisfying' so you must 'account' for dissension.
HEWITT: Let us present your species with this iconic Battle Chess video-game.
XENO: Oh, we know Battle Chess (Amiga)!
HEWITT: To humanity, this video-game is a 'customs phone.'
XENO: Precisely; Battle Chess represents capitalism sportsmanship/marketing.
HEWITT: In that case, please accept our Seminoles/Gators 'presentation.'
XENO: We comply your NCAAF presentation is adequate and indicative of peace.
HEWITT: We hope you will agree that humanity's capitalism customs are beneficial!
XENO: We'll see...
"After much deliberation, newly-elected U.S. President Donald Trump decided to classify Battle Chess (Amiga) as a top-secret humanity-anthropological 'platform' which could be used to reference/inference the U.S. government's Seminoles/Gators 'alien-intelligence humanity presentation' Dr. Hewitt choreographed. President Trump also ordered the CIA to make sure that all NCAAF arenas and institutions be secured under Homeland Security so all threats from anti-capitalism terrorism would be diminished and human bureaucracy would ensue 'logistically.' Would the Xenomorphs concede that humanity/Earth was worth the praise?"
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Signing off,
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"Alien creature-type 311-F, called the 'Xenomorph' was imagined by American film-makers and ironically paralleled a real alien species which made contact with NASA in 2011 from Venus (the planet it was using as a 'relay-station'). The U.S. government ordered that a special project be developed to coordinate asteroid-defense programs with alien-contact protocols. This project was called The Alienation Agenda (AA). AA's head managed was Dr. Thomas Hewitt, professor of biomechanical engineering at MIT."
"After some serious design work, Dr. Hewitt's activities with AA landed him a special secondary job as a 'democracy conductor' overseeing the NCAAF (college football) programs (recruitment, equipment, marketing, personnel, etc.) at Florida State University and the University of Florida (two pronounced college football programs in Florida, USA). Hewitt's job was to ensure that the Florida State 'Seminoles' and the Florida 'Gators' conducted professional intra-state rivalry sportsmanship which could be presented as an objective 'podium' of collegiate athletics etiquette to a potential alien-intelligent species making contact with humanity and seeking to understand civilization 'mannerisms' on Earth!"
"Of course, all secret programs have info-leaks, so other schools wanted 'in' on the 'action.' Duke University and Georgetown University both wanted their iconic men's college basketball programs (the Blue Devils and the Hoyas, respectively) to be part of the AA agenda Dr. Hewitt was coordinating as a 'special' platform for human civilization 'marketing' to an alien-intelligence. Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski and Georgetown coach John Thompson wanted their programs to be included in the U.S. government's official 'humanity etiquette presentation.' However, Florida State and Florida remained the integral schools in the U.S. government's program!"
HEWITT: So what do you think of the Seminoles/Gators?
XENO: It seems you humans are 'fascinated' by competition!
HEWITT: We believe in capitalism and sportsmanship!
XENO: Why didn't you tell us about Duke/Georgetown basketball?
HEWITT: So, you're familiar with the Blue Devils and the Hoyas(!)?
XENO: Of course. Yet, you're presenting only Seminoles/Gators basketball.
HEWITT: Humans don't want to play 'chess' with you Xenomorphs.
XENO: Aha, so you're worried we're 'too intelligent' for your curiosity!
HEWITT: Slightly. After all, isn't a 'capitalism-oriented species' focused on peace?
XENO: You may be focused on peace (World Bank), but you invest in war (NATO).
HEWITT: Christianity is the dominant religion on Earth, and we condemn terrorism.
XENO: No one religion is 'satisfying' so you must 'account' for dissension.
HEWITT: Let us present your species with this iconic Battle Chess video-game.
XENO: Oh, we know Battle Chess (Amiga)!
HEWITT: To humanity, this video-game is a 'customs phone.'
XENO: Precisely; Battle Chess represents capitalism sportsmanship/marketing.
HEWITT: In that case, please accept our Seminoles/Gators 'presentation.'
XENO: We comply your NCAAF presentation is adequate and indicative of peace.
HEWITT: We hope you will agree that humanity's capitalism customs are beneficial!
XENO: We'll see...
"After much deliberation, newly-elected U.S. President Donald Trump decided to classify Battle Chess (Amiga) as a top-secret humanity-anthropological 'platform' which could be used to reference/inference the U.S. government's Seminoles/Gators 'alien-intelligence humanity presentation' Dr. Hewitt choreographed. President Trump also ordered the CIA to make sure that all NCAAF arenas and institutions be secured under Homeland Security so all threats from anti-capitalism terrorism would be diminished and human bureaucracy would ensue 'logistically.' Would the Xenomorphs concede that humanity/Earth was worth the praise?"
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