African country set to make breaking wind a crime

[Tank]

The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'

But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.

Read more: African country set to make breaking wind a crime | Mail Online

 

[manifold]

But of course they'll still be allowed to fuck monkeys.

 

[Douger]

I never heard anyone farting over there? I guess cuz day all B way up in dem trees.

 

[Sheldon]

As if this legislation wasn't dumb enough--what about body odor?

How many people in a third-world country have access to and use deodorant?

 

[xotoxi]

But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.

I think that they should make miscarriages a crime.

 

[MikeK]

How are they going to prove who did it?

By July there will be a TV pilot, The Fart Squad.

 

[manifold]

How are they going to prove who did it?

He who smelt it, dealt it.