I can see it now: Abu Musab Al-zarqawi goes up to the gates of Heaven where George Washington comes out, says, "How dare you defile what I have created," and starts wailing on his ass, then 70 other members of the Continental Congress come out and start kicking the shit out of him.
Al-zarqawi will say, "Hey, wait! Where are my virgins?"
"71 *Virginians*, you asshole!"
Or maybe it's 71 Virgils going, "You got a purty mouth!"
and Al-zarqawi responding "Jesus Christ! I put in a call to Jesus Christ!"
And St. Peter goes, "Hey Jesus, did you call a cab? Come here!"
[combination of boos and cheers from audience]
I heard it! The PCs! We crossed the politically correct line! It was okay to beat the shit out of him, but don't do the ethnic joke!
[hisses]
How Buddhist of you! Yes!
(Adapted from a Robin Williams bit)