A post-Easter prayer for the Donald acolytes

[bendog]

Our Misty Mountain Moonshine who art in heaven, hallowed be Donald’s name


Donald’s promises come.

His will be done, whether it helps or ***** our asses.

Give us this day our daily excuses

And forgive our messiah Orange Donald

for lying his ass off and robbing the Treasury

And lead us not into temptation

But deliver us from remembering his promises

For this is Donald’s kingdom

for him to use for his glory, now and forever.

Amen.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Our Misty Mountain Moonshine who art in heaven, hallowed be Donald’s name


Donald’s promises come.

His will be done, whether it helps or ***** our asses.

Give us this day our daily excuses

And forgive our messiah Orange Donald

for lying his ass off and robbing the Treasury

And lead us not into temptation

But deliver us from remembering his promises

For this is Donald’s kingdom

for him to use for his glory, now and forever.

Amen.

Oh lard help me!

Did you write that while slurping the bathwater of Hillary?

Oh well and yes Trump will never fulfill his promises but those that voted for him do not care because he is not Hillary.

 

[bendog]

he'll bring back the jobs, bruce.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

he'll bring back the jobs, bruce.

Alright, and you know I am insane, retatded and just ******* stupid but there is a limit of how dumb I can act and there is no damn way you can sell me that bullshit!