A Nasty Scam

[Bootneck]

Please take this seriously, it is TRUE!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at my local supermarket.
Don't be naive enough to think that it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your items into the trunk. Dressed in skimpy T-shirts they both start wiping your windscreen with a cloth. It is impossible not to notice.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket car park.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and again this morning.

 

[Concerned American]

Please take this seriously, it is TRUE!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at my local supermarket.
Don't be naive enough to think that it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your items into the trunk. Dressed in skimpy T-shirts they both start wiping your windscreen with a cloth. It is impossible not to notice.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket car park.

You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and again this morning.

Can you give me the address of this store? It bears closer examination.

 

[rightwinger]

A guy drives into a gas station and sees a huge sign that says……FREE SEX WITH FILLUP

So he fills up and calls the owner over and asks…..What’s the deal with the free sex?

The owner explains, I am thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess the number, you win free sex.

So the guy thinks and thinks and then blurts out THREE!. The owner says, you were so close, it was two.

So he comes back a couple of days later and fills up. The owner comes over and he says SIX! The owner says, you were so close, It was seven.

So a few days later he comes back with his buddy in the car. He fills up and when the owner comes he shouts out FOUR! The owner says, you were so close, the number was five.

So his buddy tells him….You are so stupid, can’t you see nobody ever wins that contest?

The guy says…..Shows what you know
My wife won three times last week.