A Modest Proposal For The Liberals...

[Peejay]

I hope the conservatives know they'd be giving up USMB, since the libs would definitely get the internet, being as it was invented by Al Gore and all.

And what about us moderates, like me, Paulie, Del and a few others? Are we the children in this analogy? Do we get to spend alternate weekends with both sides? Come to think of it, this could really be a good deal for us, the best of both ideals.

Not so much like children. More like illegals. You can apply for conservative credentials or be deported.

And yes, the libs get the internet. They get carrier pigeons.

 

[jillian]

What a bunch of idiocy... lol...

I think we should cut them loose. We get rid of the people taking more tax money than they pay. We get to keep the surplus of what we pay and don't use.

And then get to do really useful stuff with it instead of paying for a bunch of welfare loving red-staters who sit around and talk about how "libs" are the ones living on welfare.

lol...

 

[PubliusInfinitum]

its not an unsigned email.


Its some internet drivel written by some dude named John Wall. You just modified the title, and took his name off.



A Modest Proposal - Dear American liberals, leftists...
Email | 12/24/08 | John J. Wall - Law Student - American

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile, slate it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own ways.

Here is a model dissolution agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.............


A Modest Proposal - Dear American liberals, leftists... - Topix

Look dumbass, you idiots just elected a documented plagerizer to the WHITE HOUSE... You'd BLOW him if ya could, so enough with the faux indignation over plagerism... now unlike the censure that Biden recieved for his plagerism where he was proven to have knowingly ripped someone off.. you've no evidence that PR knew who wrote that.

So either post the evidence or shut the fuck up.

Now you've asserted that in your baseless opinion the offer is without merit... what I want to know is who the fuck told you that your baseless opinions were worth somethin'?

 

[midcan5]

Sounds cool to me.

We get stem cell research.

You get South Carolina.

We get MIT and Berkley.

You get Bob Jones University.

Very good.

We could easily continue this list.

we get homes
they get trailers

we get the classics
they get comics

we get art
they get paint by number

we get poetry
they get to keep Ann and Rush and Sean

we get gourmet
they get Palin's moose stew

And no need to apologize for sounding elitist for without the blue the red would all be on welfare. Oh, they are....

 

[PubliusInfinitum]

What a bunch of idiocy... lol...

I think we should cut them loose. We get rid of the people taking more tax money than they pay. We get to keep the surplus of what we pay and don't use.

And then get to do really useful stuff with it instead of paying for a bunch of welfare loving red-staters who sit around and talk about how "libs" are the ones living on welfare.

lol...

So you're open to 'getting rid' yourself? Since there is no WAY you produce more tax revenue than benefits you consume. You've advanced over 15,000 examples of your intellectual means and you've no discernable intellectual powess what so ever. So your means of productivty is exccedingly limited... You CLAIM to be a practicing attorney and if that is so, then you're working a minimum wage gig, where you oversee regulatory compliance for a company which can't afford a real attorney... so you'll hang there until you screw them with your incompetence... or maybe your sitting in at some pro-bono shit-hole where you mislead poor idiots who can't afford good legal advise; you're sure as HELL no litigator... no where NEAR bright enough.

But I DO love the whole fantasy ya had there where ya pretended to be a productive member of society... HYSTERICAL!

 

[PubliusInfinitum]

Sounds cool to me.

We get stem cell research.

You get South Carolina.

We get MIT and Berkley.

You get Bob Jones University.

Very good.

We could easily continue this list.

we get homes
they get trailers

we get the classics
they get comics

we get art
they get paint by number

we get poetry
they get to keep Ann and Rush and Sean

we get gourmet
they get Palin's moose stew

And no need to apologize for sounding elitist for without the blue the red would all be on welfare. Oh, they are....

FABULOUS Non Sequiturs. (look it up... )

 

[PubliusInfinitum]

I hope the conservatives know they'd be giving up USMB, since the libs would definitely get the internet, being as it was invented by Al Gore and all.

And what about us moderates, like me, Paulie, Del and a few others? Are we the children in this analogy? Do we get to spend alternate weekends with both sides? Come to think of it, this could really be a good deal for us, the best of both ideals.

Nope.. sadly moderates are leftists... without the balls to commit.

 

[Meister]

Sounds cool to me.

We get stem cell research.

You get South Carolina.

We get MIT and Berkley.

You get Bob Jones University.

Very good.

We could easily continue this list.

we get homes
they get trailers

we get the classics
they get comics

we get art
they get paint by number

we get poetry
they get to keep Ann and Rush and Sean

we get gourmet
they get Palin's moose stew

And no need to apologize for sounding elitist for without the blue the red would all be on welfare. Oh, they are....

HEY!! Don't knock Moose Stew until you tried it!!!

 

[Modbert]

It's a damn shame the OP is a idiot.

A modest proposal was originally written by Jonathan Swift and it was a parody that the Irish should eat their children to solve their current crisis. He denounced all other actual viable solutions in exchange for the one that is out of this world.

Though the difference between Jonathan's and OP's copypasta which he knows he stole; Jonathan's was witty and funny.

 

[Peejay]

Nope.. sadly moderates are leftists... without the balls to commit.

What did I tell you Manifold ? Join the Youth or don't. Moderation is not tolerated.

 

[Meister]

Nope.. sadly moderates are leftists... without the balls to commit.

What did I tell you Manifold ? Join the Youth or don't. Moderation is not tolerated.

I do believe that Pub is right. The conservatives today are moderate, at best. The moderates are on the left, and the leftists are the whacko left wing nuts. I hope this cleared everything up for you. So let's all take a chill pill, and a brew.

 

[WillowTree]

Sounds cool to me.

We get stem cell research.

You get South Carolina.

We get MIT and Berkley.

You get Bob Jones University.

Very good.

We could easily continue this list.

we get homes
they get trailers

we get the classics
they get comics

we get art
they get paint by number

we get poetry
they get to keep Ann and Rush and Sean

we get gourmet
they get Palin's moose stew

And no need to apologize for sounding elitist for without the blue the red would all be on welfare. Oh, they are....

none of that shit feeds the bulldog.. with Palin and moose stew we eat, you starve like the DUmmies you are..

 

[Agnapostate]

The petty differences between liberals and conservatives are relatively trivial compared to previous clashes between fascists and communists. We just have a ridiculously narrow spectrum of political discourse in this country. As Noam Chomsky notes, "The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum - even encourage the more critical and dissident views. That gives people the sense that there's free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate."

 

[007]

its not an unsigned email.

Its some internet drivel written by some dude named John Wall. You just modified the title, and took his name off.

Don't talk about stuff you know nothing about RD, it makes you look even dumber than you are.

I found this email in my yahoo spam folder, just as I've posted it. I didn't change jack shit.

 

[WillowTree]

Oh and we get dibbs, on coal, oil and nuclear.. youse guys keep yer azzes moving with wind, and yer azzes warm with sun..

 

[007]

huh.. look at that.. a less than honest conservative.

and, to answer your question, No. Try to succeed and watch how you get Jefferson Davis'd. We had to deal with your shit for 8 years now sit down and shit the fuck up for our 8.

"shit the fuck up?"

I guess that's what you get when you flunk out of school in ninth grade.

hussein won't last that long skippy. By the time this term is up, his approval rating will be in the single digits. Don't think so? You just watch. After the people find out how bad they've been fucked by dog eared, night crawler lipped, hussein and his pack of spend orgy freaks, you fucking liberals will be happy if you can get elected to head up the garbage department.

 

[Agnapostate]

Bust was quite the spend orgy master himself.

 

[manifold]

This thread reminds me of Rush's Hemispheres. Anyone that knows the album gets the reference. Those that don't have shitty taste in music.

 

[007]

Hey Pale,

I never thought of you as the type to cut and run.

I'd do just about anything if I got the chance to rid the country of you liberals. You really don't serve any purpose at all...

 

[manifold]

Hey Pale,

I never thought of you as the type to cut and run.

I'd do just about anything if I got the chance to rid the country of you liberals. You really don't serve any purpose at all...

You don't consider scapegoat for all of society's ills a worthy purpose?