A little business humor

[bill718]

If you bought back all you stock, does this mean you would own yourself?

If so, If you continued to buy back your stock after that, could you theoretically own 2 or 3 of you?

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

 

[TNHarley]

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And to think, this is only part of the reason why no one likes him..

 

[Hossfly]

Anyone wanna buy some shares?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Christmas is just like my job.
I do all the hard work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!!!


"Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
'Boss,' he said, 'The pill actually worked!'
'That's all fine,' said the boss, 'But where were you yesterday?'


I used to be a banker................but I lost interest.


An accountant dropped some brownie on his calculator.....................
He was accused of fudging the numbers.

 

[Who_Me?]

Christmas is just like my job.
I do all the hard work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!!!


"Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
'Boss,' he said, 'The pill actually worked!'
'That's all fine,' said the boss, 'But where were you yesterday?'


I used to be a banker................but I lost interest.


An accountant dropped some brownie on his calculator.....................
He was accused of fudging the numbers.

Ouch!!!