9 Bad Things In Your Life That Are Probably The Jews' Fault

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9 Bad Things In Your Life That Are Probably The Jews' Fault
Life·Oct 18, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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If you listen to some people, the Jews are behind everything that goes on in the world. But does that theory hold up under scrutiny? You'd be surprised.

The Babylon Bee conducted an investigation into the matter and put together the following list of bad things that happen in your everyday life that can most likely be blamed on the Jews:

1. You hit three red lights in a row: "They" did it again.
2. 1. You ran out of free Google storage yesterday: Interesting that this hasn't happened to your Jewish friend Moshe.
   2. The bowls on the top rack of the dishwasher didn't get clean again: Things like this don't just "happen."
   3. Your sandcastle got washed away overnight: You know they control the ocean tides too, right? It's a known fact.
   4. Male-pattern baldness: It may seem unrelated, but that's just what certain people want you to think.
   5. Your avocado is not quite ripe: Take a guess who probably owns the farm where that avocado was grown.
   6. The check engine light in your '97 Ford Taurus won't shut off: There can be only one explanation.
   7. McDonald's put onions on your Quarter Pounder with cheese when you clearly and specifically said "no onions": Mossad agents are everywhere.
   8. Your pager exploded the other day: Okay, this one probably isn't much of a conspiracy theory.
      There it is — indisputable evidence. Don't act like you haven't suspected it yourself. And if you haven't suspected it, who do you think is to blame for that? Exactly.
   
   

 

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9 Bad Things In Your Life That Are Probably The Jews' Fault
Life·Oct 18, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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If you listen to some people, the Jews are behind everything that goes on in the world. But does that theory hold up under scrutiny? You'd be surprised.

The Babylon Bee conducted an investigation into the matter and put together the following list of bad things that happen in your everyday life that can most likely be blamed on the Jews:

1. You hit three red lights in a row: "They" did it again.
2. 1. You ran out of free Google storage yesterday: Interesting that this hasn't happened to your Jewish friend Moshe.
   2. The bowls on the top rack of the dishwasher didn't get clean again: Things like this don't just "happen."
   3. Your sandcastle got washed away overnight: You know they control the ocean tides too, right? It's a known fact.
   4. Male-pattern baldness: It may seem unrelated, but that's just what certain people want you to think.
   5. Your avocado is not quite ripe: Take a guess who probably owns the farm where that avocado was grown.
   6. The check engine light in your '97 Ford Taurus won't shut off: There can be only one explanation.
   7. McDonald's put onions on your Quarter Pounder with cheese when you clearly and specifically said "no onions": Mossad agents are everywhere.
   8. Your pager exploded the other day: Okay, this one probably isn't much of a conspiracy theory.
      There it is — indisputable evidence. Don't act like you haven't suspected it yourself. And if you haven't suspected it, who do you think is to blame for that? Exactly.

They left out That burning sensation between toes, as well as toenail fungus. Have never heard a Jewish person complain of it. Must be a plot.

 

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I KNEW IT

 

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It starts with exaggerations and comedy, but we should all know by now that the Zionist regime has finally brought the questions to the light of day with their genocide against the Palestinian people.

And now nearly the entire world is much less concerned over the comeuppance awaiting them if they attempt to settle the score with military force that will be found unacceptable to the people of the world.

There is no reason why the entire Jewish race should have to suffer another holocaust, for what the Zionists have done in Israel's name.