9,000...

[Big Black Dog]

OK. I have 9,000 posts. Tell Gunny to send me my check now. What else did I win?

 

[Big Black Dog]

I lied... I only have 8,900. I was only off by 100. That's like the election results in Alaska for Senator.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

OK. I have 9,000 posts. Tell Gunny to send me my check now. What else did I win?

A lifetime supply of Turtle Wax, and the contents of the box that Jay is bringing down the aisle.