I offered to tell you how to get to me - how's that being an internet tough guy?
Sorry, I don't meet transexuals off the internet.
I might consider showing up.
Patty boy, I'll meet you at the railroad tracks south of your town this Friday night at 7 PM.
I am notoriously late, so if I am not there at 7 PM, then just wait until I show up. If I haven't shown up by the morning, that means I got busy. Show up Saturday night at the same time. Same drill. If I haven't shown up by Sunday morning at 7 AM, then we'll have to postpone to the next weekend as I work. So, next Friday night, same time and place.
You get the point.