Go kill a peacock and a cat you dick. Fuck off.
That's me, not mike, you fuckin' retard.
I haven't ..wait..yes I have, oh that was so bad. ALL the fellers were there, too.
I never killed a peacock. But hey, if times get bad, I bet they'd taste pretty good.
As for cats, yeah, I killed a feral cat that came around and was out to kill the oldest cat in the yard right then and there. I was just toting a heavy item out of the house on a dolly and I saw that and next thing I know I'm 3/4 of the way across the yard with a shovel in 1 hand bringing it down on this cat's head. It was fucked up, floppin' around with its head smashed and in pain. Ran and got a .22 and the 1st shot I missed but the next one put it to rest. The whole situation was fucked up, and all the boys were there helping me on a project.
They all heard the clang of the shovel and saw the cat floppin' around and everything.
Just realized the benefit of all that a minute ago when I petted the old girl and she purred. It was worth it. She's my cat. It's her yard, well, back then she was sharing with a couple others, but it's all hers now.
The oldest cat is the only one left, it's kinda weird. All her children have died or something happened and she's still kickin'. I can see her right now surveying her Queendom in the middle of the yard.