Here's my kneejerk assessments of the 36 GOP candidates:
Bobby Jindal - Leach
John Kasich - Dude's too calculated; but at least he means business.
Peter King - One of the few that consistently calls out our crony govt. But he won't be in the running.
Susan Martinez - Just a politician at the end of the day.
Sarah Palin - Total moron...the IQ of a typical democrat politician.
George Pataki - I don't much trust him; but he has a good record on taxes at least.
Rand Paul - Big talker; but falls well short of the Paul brand. He is strong on liberties though.
Ron Paul - Obiviously the best candidate. He won't run though.
Tim Pawlenty - Knows how to avoid liberal gotcha pitfalls; but he's a weenie at the end of the day.
Mike Pence - He passed a law that greatly pissed of libtards more than any other lately. So, if he advance, I'll look at him some.
Rick Perry - The John Kerry of the Republican party.
Condi Rice - A true 'moderate.' She'd probably play Bush style ball with Dems on every domestic issue. She's a liberal elitist on some level, really.
Mitt Romney - The best system QB out there. He apparently won't run though.
Marco Rubio - He'd sell out his mother if it got him what he wanted.
Brian Sandoval - Don't know him. But if he's a GOP governor in Nevada, he's probably got mafia blood on his hands.
Rick Santorum - Biggest deuche GOP'er ever.
Tim Scott - Don't know him.
John Thune - Don't know him.
Donald Trump - Pretends to run every time to brand himself. But the GOP puts up with it because all those weenies want his endorsement after he's finished pretending to run.
Scott Walker - Much like Rubio, but a little smarter; not that that's saying much.
Allen West - Not all that politically savvy. I like much of his positions though.
Kelly Ayotte - New Hampshire politicians are as wishy washy as their incumbents.
Haley Barbour - Nah.
John Bolton - A smart guy. But he doesn't have the cult of personality needed for a real run.
Jeb Bush - Buyer beware. He'll be like the first Bush. GOP will run him out there because he's their 'best shot.' And then he'll sell them out and double talk at every turn.
Herman Cain - 9-9-9 was on the right path. GOP is Dem Jr at the end of the day though.
Ben Carson - He gets my early endorsement. He says the right things and acts humble. But he has no track record and could get weeded out fast.
Chris Christie - Crook. Any GOP'er that votes for him is deluded.
Ted Cruz - He's more like a comic book character to me. I do like that he is spoke in the Dem wheel. But he's got an agenda of his own.
Mitch Daniels - Good by low bar GOP standards.
Mark Everson - Dude works for the IRS and he's supposed to matter?
Carly Fiorina - Eww.
Newt Ginrich - Used car salesman of politicians.
Lindsey Graham - McCain's best friend. Nuff said.
Nikki Haley - Good legs last I checked. Did some good things in SC; not a fan though.
Mike Huckabee - Dude intentionally f'd up Romney's 08 run and gave us McCain and Palin by extension. F' him.
2016 Presidential Straw Poll GOP
2016 Presidential Straw Poll GOP
Bobby Jindal - Leach
John Kasich - Dude's too calculated; but at least he means business.
Peter King - One of the few that consistently calls out our crony govt. But he won't be in the running.
Susan Martinez - Just a politician at the end of the day.
Sarah Palin - Total moron...the IQ of a typical democrat politician.
George Pataki - I don't much trust him; but he has a good record on taxes at least.
Rand Paul - Big talker; but falls well short of the Paul brand. He is strong on liberties though.
Ron Paul - Obiviously the best candidate. He won't run though.
Tim Pawlenty - Knows how to avoid liberal gotcha pitfalls; but he's a weenie at the end of the day.
Mike Pence - He passed a law that greatly pissed of libtards more than any other lately. So, if he advance, I'll look at him some.
Rick Perry - The John Kerry of the Republican party.
Condi Rice - A true 'moderate.' She'd probably play Bush style ball with Dems on every domestic issue. She's a liberal elitist on some level, really.
Mitt Romney - The best system QB out there. He apparently won't run though.
Marco Rubio - He'd sell out his mother if it got him what he wanted.
Brian Sandoval - Don't know him. But if he's a GOP governor in Nevada, he's probably got mafia blood on his hands.
Rick Santorum - Biggest deuche GOP'er ever.
Tim Scott - Don't know him.
John Thune - Don't know him.
Donald Trump - Pretends to run every time to brand himself. But the GOP puts up with it because all those weenies want his endorsement after he's finished pretending to run.
Scott Walker - Much like Rubio, but a little smarter; not that that's saying much.
Allen West - Not all that politically savvy. I like much of his positions though.
Kelly Ayotte - New Hampshire politicians are as wishy washy as their incumbents.
Haley Barbour - Nah.
John Bolton - A smart guy. But he doesn't have the cult of personality needed for a real run.
Jeb Bush - Buyer beware. He'll be like the first Bush. GOP will run him out there because he's their 'best shot.' And then he'll sell them out and double talk at every turn.
Herman Cain - 9-9-9 was on the right path. GOP is Dem Jr at the end of the day though.
Ben Carson - He gets my early endorsement. He says the right things and acts humble. But he has no track record and could get weeded out fast.
Chris Christie - Crook. Any GOP'er that votes for him is deluded.
Ted Cruz - He's more like a comic book character to me. I do like that he is spoke in the Dem wheel. But he's got an agenda of his own.
Mitch Daniels - Good by low bar GOP standards.
Mark Everson - Dude works for the IRS and he's supposed to matter?
Carly Fiorina - Eww.
Newt Ginrich - Used car salesman of politicians.
Lindsey Graham - McCain's best friend. Nuff said.
Nikki Haley - Good legs last I checked. Did some good things in SC; not a fan though.
Mike Huckabee - Dude intentionally f'd up Romney's 08 run and gave us McCain and Palin by extension. F' him.
2016 Presidential Straw Poll GOP
2016 Presidential Straw Poll GOP