21 Things New Yorkers Do Better

[longknife]

There is no arguing. New York is the best place in the world. [I'm glad someone thinks so. I wouldn't be caught dead there!] From 21 Things New Yorkers Do Better

Appreciated by an ex-taxi driver

 

[Mr Natural]

It's not called "The Center of the Universe" for nothing.

 

[longknife]

It's not called "The Center of the Universe" for nothing.

Next to Paris, it has to be the home of the snobbiest jerks in the world.

 

[Jarlaxle]

Chicago pizza is WAY better than NY pizza.

 

[Mr Natural]

Chicago pizza is WAY better than NY pizza.

No way.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

Chicago pizza is WAY better than NY pizza.

No.

Although wonderful and delicious, Chicago "pizza" should not be called "pizza". It's a cheese and topping pie, not a pizza.

THIS is a pizza:

 

[Jarlaxle]

If I wanted a cardboard-thin crust, I would buy a frozen pizza. I don't, I want a thick crust!

Chicago pizza is a Rolls-Royce Silver Dawn...NY pizza is a neon pink Yugo with green polka dots and lavender shag carpet interior.

 

[g5000]

New York makes real pizza.

Chicago makes speciality pizza.


New York drivers are some of the best drivers in the world. They can change lanes with just an inch to spare in front and behind the vehicle.

Without touching their brakes.



Best food on the planet, period.


If it isn't in New York City, no one makes it. Anywhere.


People mistake the fact that New Yorkers don't beat around the bush as rudeness. New Yorkers aren't rude. They are some of the kindest people you will ever meet.


New Yorkers give excellent directions. There are whole states where I never bother to ask the locals for directions because every last one of them flat out suck at it. I'm looking at you, Oregon.

But a New Yorker will give you the best directions to get from Point A to Point B you will ever get. Better than GPS.