10 Other Things Mike Johnson Wants To Fund Before The Border

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Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has sent a clear message: there are things that are simply more important than securing the U.S. border. In fact, you may be surprised to learn just how long his list actually is.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of things Mike Johnson wants to fund before he even thinks about protecting the border:

1. Impoverished Haitian cannibals: They can't even afford more nutritious grass-fed humans.
2. Sean Hannity: If Sean isn't on the air to get the establishment talking points out there, who will?
3. Crocheting classes for trans Syrian refugees: One of the most significant problems facing the country — and the world.
4. Double-decker transcontinental bridge to Antarctica for the North American land snail: You don't want to live in a world where snails can't get to the South Pole, do you?
5. $12 billion to remake The Princess Bride with puppets: Expecting this project to be privately funded is simply inconceivable.
6. Unlimited research grant to find out why grass is green: This is the type of groundbreaking, life-altering research everyone needs.
7. $8 billion to plant tiny little American flags in every pile of San Francisco sidewalk poop: We have to claim the poo before it gets taken over by the Chinese.
8. Six Flags Over Ukraine amusement park: Nothing will help beleaguered, war-torn Ukrainians like riding a few rollercoasters.
9. National shelter for abused and abandoned furries: Reach out today to adopt a furry of your own.
10. Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan: Also, Russia, Gaza, and China. And every other country except for the United States.

 

[Foxfyre]

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Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has sent a clear message: there are things that are simply more important than securing the U.S. border. In fact, you may be surprised to learn just how long his list actually is.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of things Mike Johnson wants to fund before he even thinks about protecting the border:

1. Impoverished Haitian cannibals: They can't even afford more nutritious grass-fed humans.
2. Sean Hannity: If Sean isn't on the air to get the establishment talking points out there, who will?
3. Crocheting classes for trans Syrian refugees: One of the most significant problems facing the country — and the world.
4. Double-decker transcontinental bridge to Antarctica for the North American land snail: You don't want to live in a world where snails can't get to the South Pole, do you?
5. $12 billion to remake The Princess Bride with puppets: Expecting this project to be privately funded is simply inconceivable.
6. Unlimited research grant to find out why grass is green: This is the type of groundbreaking, life-altering research everyone needs.
7. $8 billion to plant tiny little American flags in every pile of San Francisco sidewalk poop: We have to claim the poo before it gets taken over by the Chinese.
8. Six Flags Over Ukraine amusement park: Nothing will help beleaguered, war-torn Ukrainians like riding a few rollercoasters.
9. National shelter for abused and abandoned furries: Reach out today to adopt a furry of your own.
10. Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan: Also, Russia, Gaza, and China. And every other country except for the United States.

Okay. The Babylon Bee does satire better than anybody.

But the reality:

What is missing from this equation is that it will be BIDEN or whoever is manipulating him and Mayorkas who will be spending the money on the border. It will not be spent on anything that will stop the invasion or start moving the invaders already here out of the country. I know that. Mike Johnson knows that. And all Republicans, libertarians (small "L"), conservatives, Patriots--all who embrace the MAGA vision should know that. Do we really want to give Joe Biden billions more money to make it easier for him to bring millions more invaders into the country?

Wait just another six months, elect Trump and a substantial majority of Republicans in Congress and we will have a chance to reverse at least some of this insane spending and get funding for Trump to close the border, stop the invasion, start sending people back to wherever they came from which is at least dozens and dozens of other countries.

 

[HikerGuy83]

Mike Johnson is in way way way over his head.

Something isn't right here.

 

[Moonglow]

The border was given over three billion more for the border guards and the border wall was allocated over two billion more than last year in this years budget.

 

[Moonglow]

HikerGuy83

Mike Johnson is in way way way over his head.

Something isn't right here.

He's doing his job, don't like it tough shit.

 

[rampart]

View attachment 935851

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has sent a clear message: there are things that are simply more important than securing the U.S. border. In fact, you may be surprised to learn just how long his list actually is.

The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of things Mike Johnson wants to fund before he even thinks about protecting the border:

1. Impoverished Haitian cannibals: They can't even afford more nutritious grass-fed humans.
2. Sean Hannity: If Sean isn't on the air to get the establishment talking points out there, who will?
3. Crocheting classes for trans Syrian refugees: One of the most significant problems facing the country — and the world.
4. Double-decker transcontinental bridge to Antarctica for the North American land snail: You don't want to live in a world where snails can't get to the South Pole, do you?
5. $12 billion to remake The Princess Bride with puppets: Expecting this project to be privately funded is simply inconceivable.
6. Unlimited research grant to find out why grass is green: This is the type of groundbreaking, life-altering research everyone needs.
7. $8 billion to plant tiny little American flags in every pile of San Francisco sidewalk poop: We have to claim the poo before it gets taken over by the Chinese.
8. Six Flags Over Ukraine amusement park: Nothing will help beleaguered, war-torn Ukrainians like riding a few rollercoasters.
9. National shelter for abused and abandoned furries: Reach out today to adopt a furry of your own.
10. Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan: Also, Russia, Gaza, and China. And every other country except for the United States.

johnson is in constant communication with your party leader. these priorities must come straight from the fake oval office in mar a lago

 

[Votto]

Okay. The Babylon Bee does satire better than anybody.

But the reality:

What is missing from this equation is that it will be BIDEN or whoever is manipulating him and Mayorkas who will be spending the money on the border. It will not be spent on anything that will stop the invasion or start moving the invaders already here out of the country. I know that. Mike Johnson knows that. And all Republicans, libertarians (small "L"), conservatives, Patriots--all who embrace the MAGA vision should know that. Do we really want to give Joe Biden billions more money to make it easier for him to bring millions more invaders into the country?

Wait just another six months, elect Trump and a substantial majority of Republicans in Congress and we will have a chance to reverse at least some of this insane spending and get funding for Trump to close the border, stop the invasion, start sending people back to wherever they came from which is at least dozens and dozens of other countries.

The way the GOP is quitting, they may be the first party in history to lose the House to the other party without any voting.

It really would be nice to have an opposition party against Dotard.

 

[Foxfyre]

The way the GOP is quitting, they may be the first party in history to lose the House to the other party without any voting.

It really would be nice to have an opposition party against Dotard.

Which my friend completely missed the point I was making. You can vote for Marxism, continued destruction of American culture and values, decline of America or you can vote for MAGA and freedom. Those are our choices in November.