Rabbi, you know that I know you're a liar and a fool. Yet I didn't know until recently you suffered from psycho-sexual aberrations. Since many people afflicted with bizarre behaviors and thoughts - such as you exhibit - migrate to San Francisco do to the bigotry and hate they experience 'down home', The City has established the Center for Special Problems - a source where you would find helpful people at no cost who would not be shocked by your proclivities. Take advantage before exposing yourself again.