Yeah Hi, You should get rid of that pop gun for something a little stronger and come, with your missus, up here to Alaska. I will show you how life should be lived. You will find then that anger at others is a waste of energy and hints at an unsettled soul. Your missus is a nice looking woman and neither of you have any real need to hide behind your scarves. The greatness of God is truly in the way we greet each other and not in the way we are so willing to kill (in His name).
Assalamu Alaikum
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