Did you know that I am an official, card carrying, tan line inspector? Actually, I hate to brag, but I'm considered an "expert" by some.
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Just toss another log on the fire, kick back and ride it all out. After the holidays, when nobody will suspect it, we can run away to Mexico and drink lots of tequila and eat taco's. Have to be back before the Super Bowl though.
I woke up this morning to snow. Guess there might be about 2 inches on the ground but it has stopped. I don't think it will stick around very long because the ground isn't frozen and it's really not all that cold outside. We got about 2/3 of our corn picked yesterday. Will have to wait a bit to get the rest in. I'm not ready for snow yet. I want to be where it's warm - like Bermuda. I could enjoy sitting under the shade of an umbrella drinking those funny colored drinks, looking at scantily clad young ladies running up and down the beach. Instead, here there is only snow, corn stalks, and I hear the snoring sounds coming from 3 beagles and the wife as they all sit in their chairs with the tv on. Going to be a long winter.
It's not that I'm new at being bad, it's just that until just recently, I've never been caught.
Now that I've gotten the knack of it, being bad is kinda fun!
Just got a news flash from Mrs. BBD. Seems I may not have been as good as I thought I have been... Guess I'll go for that lower expectations move too. Looks like another year for new underware, after shave and neck ties.
Basting nuts is far better than battering them.....would you recommend a marinade?
Classic perfect Christmas song!
Newt Nuts are too delicate for that....a gentle toasting over charcoal brickets is recommended 
Frog lips are hard to get this time of year unless you import them from Argentina...then, alas, they are too pricey. I've heard newt nuts are tasty though.....
A grant....I LIKE that idea....hmmmm........we must define our research objectives first.
I completely agree... I make it a point to view everything important. Myself, I've been very good this year. I'm expecting great things from Santa! Of course, that being good thing depends on who you ask.
Indeed we are....you know....I'm beginning to think we should consider a book deal....hmmmm
My doctor has told me to take it easy on the voles...something about cholesterol so, I've been hard at work erradicating the chipmunk insurgency under the porch
Just a guess but I suspect that you've been pretty good - or at least you've had the opportunity! Padded room with a view, huh? Wouldn't that bring out the "bad" in you?
Thank you....been waiting for to make an appearance...are we not superb thread derailers or what?
I did have a great time! By the way, have you been a good girl this year? What's Santa going to bring you?
It was great fun playing Santa. I got that Ho Ho Ho part down pretty pat!
I've been called "easy" by so many people that there must be some truth to it! I like easy...
hmm...we seem to be missing a few....better get the whip cracking sista
We've got some work ahead of us hehehe
Wellllllll....haven't seen Shane or Andrew lately..... -
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