You're getting older when.........

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    *It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
    *You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
    *The twinkle in your eye is the sun on your bifocals.
    * It takes you twice as long to look half as good.
    *It seems you have more patience but it's actually you don't care anymore.
    *You give up all those bad habits & you still don't feel good.
    *Getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot.
     
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