*It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. *You wake up looking like your driver's license picture. *The twinkle in your eye is the sun on your bifocals. * It takes you twice as long to look half as good. *It seems you have more patience but it's actually you don't care anymore. *You give up all those bad habits & you still don't feel good. *Getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot.