*Can I help with dinner? Means: Why isn't it already on the table? *Take a break honey, you're working too hard. Means: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. *I WAS listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind. Means: I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra. *You look terrific. Means: Please don't try on another outfit, I'm starving. *I can't find it. Means: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands. *You know how bad my memory is. Means:I remember the theme from 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday. *I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are. Means: No one will ever see us alive again.