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The stars have just informed me that you should have sex with me.
I don't want to do it, I am a married man. But who can fight the immutable and inscrutable laws of the Universe?
☭proletarian☭;2175783 said:Gemini: Inter-family threesomes can cause some conflict.
Don't most threesomes take place between people from different families?
Or not where you come from?
Libra: Stop masturbating!!!! You are already holding scales with one hand; you don't want to end up blind just like lady justice.
Pisces: Your mood swings may have more to do with the mercury coursing through your veins than your actual life.
What does this even mean?
I did not mean to start conflict here; I am just a humble servant. A vessel. A conduit, a ventriloquist dummy for the stars.
What is that? Yes Stars I am listening. OK, yes, I will try. They might believe me if wish upon a star.
OK, the stars have just informed me they need your help: if you send a check or money order for one thousand dollars to Frogen-help-the-stars 666 Platypussy Drive, Perth Australia; the Stars will shine on every last one of you.
They promise me that, and a star always keeps it's promise.
Except that asshole Supernova who ripped me off in Andromeda.
And don't even get me started about that Black Hole in East Saint Louis.
You didn't start conflict. I like you and was just making a joke about Pisces people being moody.
I did not mean to start conflict here; I am just a humble servant. A vessel. A conduit, a ventriloquist dummy for the stars.
What is that? Yes Stars I am listening. OK, yes, I will try. They might believe me if wish upon a star.
OK, the stars have just informed me they need your help: if you send a check or money order for one thousand dollars to Frogen-help-the-stars 666 Platypussy Drive, Perth Australia; the Stars will shine on every last one of you.
They promise me that, and a star always keeps it's promise.
Except that asshole Supernova who ripped me off in Andromeda.
And don't even get me started about that Black Hole in East Saint Louis.
You didn't start conflict. I like you and was just making a joke about Pisces people being moody.
When it comes to women Pisces is one of my favorites.
I did not mean to start conflict here; I am just a humble servant. A vessel. A conduit, a ventriloquist dummy for the stars.
What is that? Yes Stars I am listening. OK, yes, I will try. They might believe me if wish upon a star.
OK, the stars have just informed me they need your help: if you send a check or money order for one thousand dollars to Frogen-help-the-stars 666 Platypussy Drive, Perth Australia; the Stars will shine on every last one of you.
They promise me that, and a star always keeps it's promise.
Except that asshole Supernova who ripped me off in Andromeda.
And don't even get me started about that Black Hole in East Saint Louis.
You didn't start conflict. I like you and was just making a joke about Pisces people being moody.
When it comes to women Pisces is one of my favorites.
You didn't start conflict. I like you and was just making a joke about Pisces people being moody.
When it comes to women Pisces is one of my favorites.
Uummmm, I smell tuna........
Ares: Be careful where you ram, every hole has its thorn.
Sagittarius: You are hung like horse.