You too can be a mind reader.

[dmp]

Seriously - I found this pic online in a photog. forum.

Proves we ALL have mind-reading capabilities.


The Old Gentlemen in the red cap: "Wow. Now that I'm FINALY old enough to appreciate such a fine piece of tail, my wang doesn't work anymore."

The Old Lady in the red jacket: "That SLUT!"

 

[misterblu]

Seriously - I found this pic online in a photog. forum.

Proves we ALL have mind-reading capabilities.


The Old Gentlemen in the red cap: "Wow. Now that I'm FINALY old enough to appreciate such a fine piece of tail, my wang doesn't work anymore."

The Old Lady in the red jacket: "That SLUT!"

Little girl next to old lady = old lady in training

 

[The ClayTaurus]

White Sox hat needs a hand check.

 

[GotZoom]

Blue Shirt, Sox Hat - Stalking her as we speak.

Old Man, Red Hat - "Yeah...she wants me."

His Wife - "I know she wants my man. Don't even think about it, Slut. That massive man-meat is mine."

Little Girl - "I want to look like her when I grow up. But what are those two big things on her chest? No matter. I want some of those too!"

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Could the pants on that frumpy woman get any higher?

 

[dmp]

I wonder how depressed I'll be when I'm 50 to see a tight young piece of tail like that cheerleader only to realize I'll NEVER again have the chance w/ something not wrinkly.

 

[Said1]

Could the pants on that frumpy woman get any higher?

Yes. You haven't met my mother in law.

That's why she's so bitchy.

 

[CSM]

Old man in red hat: "What did she say? I shoulda changed the batteries in my hearing aid...and dang it!!! I forgot my glasses too!"

Old lady in red jacket: "Oh good lord, now he's going to want sex when we get home! I hope he forgot his glasses again!"

Old guy in white hat (behind old guy in red hat): "YEEEHAWWW!! Nice rack!"

Little girl next to old lady: "I wonder if she knows she has a booger hanging out of her nose?"

 

[007]

I wonder how depressed I'll be when I'm 50 to see a tight young piece of tail like that cheerleader only to realize I'll NEVER again have the chance w/ something not wrinkly.

Hang on there pard... I'm fifty, and I party with, (and more, if you know what I mean...), girls half my age all the time. In fact... well, you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Maybe it's my Harley... :teeth:

P.S. Love the tach/speedo avatar...

 

[The ClayTaurus]

(and more, if you know what I mean...)

Checkers?

Shoots and Ladders?


Tiddlywinks?

 

[CSM]

Hang on there pard... I'm fifty, and I party with, (and more, if you know what I mean...), girls half my age all the time. In fact... well, you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Maybe it's my Harley... :teeth:

P.S. Love the tach/speedo avatar...

Dang it, Pale...you have got to quit giving away the "old guy" secrets or you're outta the club!

*sheesh*

 

[007]

Checkers?

Shoots and Ladders?


Tiddlywinks?

Usually you're funnier than this, but thanks for the effort.

 

[007]

Dang it, Pale...you have got to quit giving away the "old guy" secrets or you're outta the club!

*sheesh*

Ya know CSM, the years have been ticking away, but I feel great. There's really not anything I can't do now that I could do when I was 25, including, aaahhh, yeah, that thing...

Hey don't kick me otta the club brother... it took fifty years to get here...

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Usually you're funnier than this, but thanks for the effort.

Chess?

 

[Bonnie]

I wonder how depressed I'll be when I'm 50 to see a tight young piece of tail like that cheerleader only to realize I'll NEVER again have the chance w/ something not wrinkly.

:rotflmao: 50???? Many people (women) still look fantastic and have nice hooters when they're 50, and the bonus is they have a brain. Looks and brains

 

[GotZoom]

Shoots and Ladders?

Ahem. Shoots?

And no. I don't play that anymore. My kids are grown.

But I will admit to playing with a bunch of friends one time. Had to take a shot everytime you came to a Ladder.

 

[Bonnie]

Could the pants on that frumpy woman get any higher?

My goodness, my mother is in her sixties and she wouldn't be caught dead in those things She's a hottie

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Ahem. Shoots?

And no. I don't play that anymore. My kids are grown.

But I will admit to playing with a bunch of friends one time. Had to take a shot everytime you came to a Ladder.

Ah, perhaps that's what warranted the "you're not funny" thing. My mistake.

 

[dmp]

50 is still old. And wrinkly.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

50 is still old. And wrinkly.

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