You Might Be A Liberal If . . .

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    My husband shared this with me, and I decided to share it with all of you.

    You might be a liberal if . . .

    1) . . . you want to "Save Darfur", but don't want to do any more than slap a bumper sticker on your car.

    2) . . . you want to "Save Darfur" and actually think slapping a bumper sticker on your car will help accomplish that.

    3) . . . you want to ban guns, except for those being carried by your kids' bodyguards. (Hello?! Rosie O'Donnell, please pick up the house phone!)

    4) . . . you can't see anything wrong with someone campaigning to ban guns, but having armed bodyguards for her own kids.

    5) . . . you are against vouchers for public school children, but send your own kids to private schools. (Paging the Clintons and Obamas!)

    6) . . . you support "alternative energy", but don't want windmills spoiling the view from your own backyard.

    7) . . . you think consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.

    8) . . . you want to outlaw cigarettes and legalize marijuana.

    9) . . . you have no problem with Hollywood movie stars flying around on private jets to give speeches about the evils of global warming.

    10) . . . deep down, you believe 3,000 Americans deserved to die on 9-11.

    11) . . . you think Israel is a criminal state, but Hamas and Islamic Jihad are "just misunderstood".

    12) . . . you support killing the unborn innocent, but oppose killing the convicted and condemned.

    13) . . . you think marriage is obsolete . . . except for homosexuals.

    14) . . . you uphold a woman's right to choose, unless the woman chooses adoption, chooses to be a stay-at-home mom, chooses to homeschool, or chooses to start a business.

    15) . . . you believe that nativity scenes should be removed from public view, but anyone who objects to pornography "only has to look the other way".

    16) . . . you value tolerance . . . except for opinions you don't like.

    (The italics are my own personal additions.)
     
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    17) You support a states right to regulate everything except abortion.
     
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    eff Danfur, save America


    naw, i want my kid to handle a gun like i do


    education and educational facilities are mutually exclusive these days, the Clintons and Obamas have nothing to do with that.....

    do anything short of pissin' off homeland security in your back yard , it's YOUR backyard

    nonsense, greedporn should be televised like ultimate fighter is.....

    not really. i'd just like a bong stuck up our drug carzs a*s in the rose garden, with wolf blitzer opining though....

    i sure do, the actors guild should punch their ticket , goddanm moonlighting b*stards!

    deep down i believe they ones they meant to off are still in power

    I think we're all criminal states, it's just a maytter of degree...


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    oh i think there's a commandment around for that, been so long yanno.....

    nonsense, in the spirit of equality, i think homo's should partake in our wonderful family court system....

    i think women should run the world, whadda we gotta loose at this point? sure, some intense negotiations every 28 days, so what? that's why they make booze...
    we could fix that[​IMG]

    i value integrity, which most polls with framed q's don't have


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    If you think Bill Maher is funny but Rush Limbaugh should die.
     

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