You can not bring Squirt Guns to the Convention or Tennis Balls, but ok for Real Guns...OMG

[Eaglewings]

Does anyone know what nefarious use is made of tennis balls?

Not allowed at RNC Convention:
Coke cans
glass bottles
tennis balls
BB guns
paintball guns
water guns

Maybe they could make bombs out of them...

Why discriminate against Coke cans?

Is Pepsi allowed?

Eagle is probably from the south. Everything is Coke in the south.


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LOL...West Coast ...I wonder if they would let pretend guns made from sticks in.

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Well, then heavily influenced then. In the Midwest its "pop", Coke in the south and here on the best coast, soda.


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Born in the Midwest 10 years, I remember pop very well..Soda on the West Coast
I don't drink it anymore my I was a Pepsi drinker, how about you?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i would imagine that there is a weight limit, being men around 6'4" 350 pounds have the strength to jump into a cop car and steal their guns and donuts

 

[Eaglewings]

i wonder if really really dumb/young white females who go to the convention, pretending to be a very hungry black female are allowed.

That is hysterical

I wonder if they would allow Half Furry Cats and Half Human in.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i wonder if really really dumb/young white females who go to the convention, pretending to be a very hungry black female are allowed.

That is hysterical

I wonder if they would allow Half Furry Cats and Half Human in.

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what about people who show up dressed as an Indian being they think that thier great great aunts and uncles were native americans

 

[Eaglewings]

i wonder if really really dumb/young white females who go to the convention, pretending to be a very hungry black female are allowed.

That is hysterical

I wonder if they would allow Half Furry Cats and Half Human in.

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what about people who show up dressed as an Indian being they think that thier great great aunts and uncles were native americans

Or those evil people who can not get off the toilet..

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i wonder if really really dumb/young white females who go to the convention, pretending to be a very hungry black female are allowed.

That is hysterical

I wonder if they would allow Half Furry Cats and Half Human in.

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what about people who show up dressed as an Indian being they think that thier great great aunts and uncles were native americans

Or those evil people who can not get off the toilet..

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and no one with more than one penis. I dont trust any of the aliens from mars with two/three weeners,,,those things could be weapons !!!!!

 

[g5000]

And we'll have none of those Pop Tart guns, either!

 

[g5000]

1. Lumber larger than 2 inches in width and 1/4 of an inch thick, including supports for signs
2. Metal, plastic, or other hard material larger than 3/4 quarters thick and 1/8 of an inch in wall thickness including pipe and tubing
3. Air rifles
4. Air pistols
5. Paintball guns
6. Blasting caps
7. Switchblade knives
8. Automatic knives
9. Knives having a blade 2.5 inches in length or longer
10. Cestuses
11. Billy clubs
12. Blackjacks
13. Swords
14. Sabers
15. Hatchets
16. Axes
17. Slingshots
18. BB guns
19. Pellet guns
20. Wrist shots
21. Metal knuckles
22. Nun chucks
23. Mace
24. Iron buckles
25. Axe handles
26. Shovels
27. Fireworks
28. Rockets
29. Sound amplification equipment
30. Drones and other unmanned aircraft systems
31. Containers of bodily fluids
32. Aerosol cans
33. Pepper Spray and other chemical irritants
34. Umbrellas with metal tips
35. Water guns
36. Water cannons
37. Ropes in lengths greater than 6 feet
38. Chains in lengths greater than 6 feet
39. Cables in lengths greater than 6 feet
40. Strappings in lengths greater than 6 feet
41. Wires in lengths greater than 6 feet
42. Strings in lengths greater than 6 feet
43. Lines in lengths greater than 6 feet
44. Tapes in lengths greater than 6 feet
45. Glass bottles
46. Ornaments
47. Light bulbs
48. Ceramic vessels
49. Padlocks
50. Bicycle locking devices
51. Chain locks
52. Gas masks
53. Tents
54. Sleeping bags
55. Sleeping pads
56. Mattresses
57. Cots
58. Hammocks
59. Bivy sacks
60. Stoves
61. Coolers
62. Ice chests
63. Backpacks and bags exceeding the size of 18" x 13" x 7"
64. Lasers
65. Non-plastic containers, bottles, cans, or thermoses
66. Ladders
67. Grappling hooks
68. Sledgehammers
69. Hammers
70. Crowbars
71. Canned goods
72. Tennis balls

 

[g5000]

Iron buckles

There goes the entire Deep South delegation.

No iron buckles? Now hold on a durned second!

 

[Rexx Taylor]

what about crosses? just in case a few vampires show up.

 

[g5000]

Q: Why do Southerners wear big belt buckles?

A: Tombstone for a dead dick.

 

[g5000]

No grappling hooks allowed.

How the hell can you enjoy a convention without grappling hooks? Huh? Huh?

 

[g5000]

42. Strings in lengths greater than 6 feet

More people are killed by 7 feet of string than are killed by AR-15s every year.

 

[Eaglewings]

No Big Cowboy hats that could hide a guns, or Beer Hats aloud...

 

[Eaglewings]

42. Strings in lengths greater than 6 feet

More people are killed by 7 feet of string than are killed by AR-15s every year.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

what about Yoko Ono music? I hear that it can actually kill people if played at 125 decibles

 

[Eaglewings]

No Mr. Ed Horses Incognito are allowed.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

what about used vibrators? those things can kill u if someone nails u on the temple with one.

 

[Eaglewings]

Woman's Stilettos , or pointy manicured nails..

 

[2aguy]

No Slingshots, light sabers, light bulbs, canned goods ...75 things on the list

These Are The Items Banned From The Republican Convention

What?!? No light sabers at the GOP convention? How will the Sith Lords be honored without light sabers?


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Why would the republicans honor Darth hilary at their convention?