Yes, this looks like the right place...

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    Wow. It sounds like the initiation into a secret club. Do they have a Special Handshake.

    Or are their hands all sticky with... Eeeewwwww...
     
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    I think your avie will get you in the door :lol:

    Go see for yourself. You seem like you can take care of yourself pretty well. Either you will be reamed without vaseline so it burns..or you will be accepted. One way to find out, eh?
     
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    Righties love my avie. ;)

    And the symbolism is beautiful: it's meant to show that this Orange...thing.. is as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside. A fact that seems to elude his deluded supporters. Maybe because they want so badly to have someone to believe in. Anyone. Hopefully, a real man. Someone who'll tell them where to go, and what to do, what's true, what's not, etc. Someone who'll treat 'em rough and make 'em like it. They want to be his bitch.

    The problem is, they latched onto a total phony. He's not a man. He's a Draft Dodging liar and a Flip-Flopper. He has the attention span of a flea and a brain to match. He's an inarticulate loud-mouth who acts tough because he stands behind a small army of bodyguards and now, Secret Service agents. He's Justin Bieber. A limp dick.

    Guess I'll call it a night. A thunderstorm is rolling in, with lots of lightning. I'm gonna unplug my computer for this one. It's supposed to rain like crazy for the next couple of days.

    Sorry to be so serious. Guess I'm ready to crash for the night.

    Nice talking to you, Gracie.
     
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    Goodnight, Monk.
     
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    Welcome to USMB.
     
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    Sheep With Sheepskins

    The low-talent student bootlickers who cheat their way to "success" (in a failed system) are responsible for our economic and political decadence. But since they control your mind, you are incapable of showing common sense about how absurd it is to give them responsible jobs just because they can go four or more years without a job, living like teenagers and afraid to grow up. Their learning diability in English means they were also inadequate in job-related courses, no matter what kind of grades they cheated to get. Not paying students the same wages paid to those who choose to get a job--instead of humiliating themselves by submitting to the childish student lifestyle your Masters mandate--attracts only the shallow end of the talent pool.
     
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    Welcome, Monkrules. I look forward to seeing you in threads now and then. We could use some more Independents here.
    If you think ChrisL is ignore worthy, I hate to think what your ignore list will look like in another week. It's true she kicks ass better than most and she takes no prisoners, but she's always got a point.
    There are much, much worse here. Don't let them drive you away.
     
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    "If You're So Smart, Why Haven't You Made the Rich Richer?"

    Help me with what? With becoming an ulcer-ridden corporate flunkie?
     
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    Hating Trump for appealing to people born in the working class is snobbery, not independence.
     
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    Translated means; Eye hav 2 put down the colege edumacated soz eye can mak mi selph fel beter.......
     
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