Yahoo Poems

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    So I was on the Yahoo boards and ran across a poem from some guy who, as far as I can tell, is one of those no-social-skills Goth type who makes fun of everyone for looking and acting the same, when he and all of his buddies all wear black and have the same face jewelry. Anyway, he wrote the long poem, and I worte the shorter reply poem under my alias, the all caps man.

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    Sheeple
    by: Dilluminati 10/24/03 04:08 pm

    Close your eyes and pray.
    With eyes shut I rob your pay.
    Sheeple worship imaginary Gods.
    Wolves reap the capital profits.

    Christian, Jewish, Islamic fools.
    Kill, Die, and Donate to me Today.
    Heavenly rewards repaid another day.
    That is my deal my path to riches.

    I oppose violence so follow me.
    Lets kill those who don't believe.
    God is on our side so contribute.
    Sons and daughters under my spell.

    Sheeple for the wolves and pious lies.
    The script for deceit works everytime.
    Give your life, trust, and wealth now.
    If your dead your reward is assured.

    Contemptible fools will never learn.
    Fears and ignorance are their doom.
    I teach not nor share my power.
    Pretending to bow while seeking power.

    Sheeple bay and cower in fright.
    Watch as I instigate another fight.
    Color coded manipuated emotions.
    Publications and propganda your fare.

    Off to the front with valor and faith.
    I will remain behind to manage affairs.
    Seek not truth remain obedient to me.
    Powerless to prevent the abuse you need.

    If I did not invent both good and evil.
    You would invent my position instead.
    You worship my manipulation.
    I manipulate your worship.

    Close your eyes and say a prayer.
    Imagine as you will want you need.
    I care not a whit for your soul.
    You mean absolutely nothing to me.

    You are the Sheeple.
    I'm the wolf.
    I need not horns.
    You love the taste of shit.

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    A Dilluminati POEM
    by: the_all_caps_man (M/ALL CAPS LAND) 10/24/03 04:48 pm

    I AM DILLUMINATI, SO TO SAY.
    I THINK THAT I AM A DIETY.
    I SPEAK IN FREE VERSE, AND QUATTRAINS.
    IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A FREE GAY POET.

    I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
    BUT I MYSELF AM INSTITUTIONALIZED.
    I THINK THAT RELIGION IS FOR MINDLESS PEOPLE
    WITHOUT REALIZING THAT I AM ONE MYSELF.
     
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    Not bad Jeff! hehe!

    That person has some time on their hands!
     

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