Xotoxi has a strict No Child Left Behind policy

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  1. xotoxi
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    Especially during vacation.

    Before I leave for home next Sunday, I will insure that I have both of my children.
     
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    No! Leave them behind, you can get a movie deal out of it!
     
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    Or maybe I will launch them in a weather balloon and hope that the prevailing winds will carry them east to my home.
     
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    John Hughes just resserected and then had another heart attack.
     
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    you have two kids? i knew you had the little boy kidlet..when did you get the other one...is it a keeper...what is it?
     
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    I don't get the whole forgetting your child thing, with my son I am so anal about his protection I don't think I could ever leave him behind. I think it happens with the second child and so on.
    I was the sixth child, and my mom was always loosing me.
    I guess maybe I was just that awesome, because I CAN get out of a hog tie within ten minutes. ( YOu try having brothers)
     
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    I just found out John Hughes died. I was very upset!
     
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    Will you be getting Obama money for that?
     
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    I've had two male offspring since I started on here.

    One is 4.5 and the other is 1.5.
     
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    $7,000,000 per child to start and then $500,000 per child for maintenance.

    It comes out of the stimulus.

    And guess what...Obama personally signs each check.
     

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