Write a New National Anthem

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    Oh say can you see?
    Only if it's P.C.
     
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    Stop using that old English pub song as it melody line..
     
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    Oh say if you can see, all the commies need to leave......McCarthy is coming to get you....
     
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    America the Beautiful.
    No blood and guts. No real high notes.

    O beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain
    for purple mountain majesties above the fruited plain
    America, America, God shed his Grace on thee
    And bind us all in brotherhood from sea to shining sea

    How did I do?
     
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    It is about what makes America great
    It is a beautiful song

    Star Spangled Banner is a nice song but it is about surviving a bombardment
    Not as inspiring
     
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    America is awesome
    you scummy little shits
    if it wasnt for the muzzies
    we wouldnt be involved in your shit
    stop coming here and blowing shit up
    then complain when your families ashes get put in a cup
    Amen
     
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    Sorry. Im listening to death metal this morning.
     
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    Sorry, but the National Anthem is the most beautiful song if you truly understand the words to the poem.

    When the poem was written America was about to fall to a Brittish invasion but because of the heroic efforts of that night the American people fought to keep that flag waving over that fort and the next morning it stood there ( the flag ) to show our defiance and will and that poem should remind us that daily...
     
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    Or we could go with American Tune and all slit our throats in unison.


    And I don't know a soul who's not been battered
    I don't have a friend who feels at ease
    I don't know a dream that's not been shattered
    or driven to its knees
    But it's all right, it's all right
    We've lived so well so long
    Still, when I think of the road
    we're traveling on
    I wonder what went wrong
    I can't help it, I wonder what went wrong
     

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